[Jyezrah]

So I'm really bad at geography. For example, I always thought that Idaho was right next to Indiana (I thought all the I states were in a row), and I had a very strong beleif that California took up the entire West Coast...

One day, somehow, my friend and I started talking about Ostriches:

Friend 1: Well since they're from Africa and...
Me: Ostriches don't live in Africa! They're from that place in the Middle East... what's it... that desert...
Friend 1: No. Totally Africa.
Me: Call Friend 2.
...
Friend 2: WTH? I dunno. Aren't they from the Sahara Desert?
Me: TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T FROM AFRICA.
Friend 1: Uhm. The Sahara is IN Africa.

And Today in Spanish Class:

Teacher: Did you have a question? (in Spanish)
Me: Yeah... uhhh. Crap I can't remember. Nevermind.
Teacher: Okay.
Me: OH YEAH! What was the last question you asked?

Everyone laughed at me. I guess the last question she asked was whether I had a question or not...

Haha. XD I'm awesome.

[ailannguyen]

Today .. aha, well, during class for friend was saying all these hard words and we had to write them them since, we can't just like copy it out, so then I kept asking how to spell, and stuff, and then my friend miranda said stop being smart, ASIAN! LOL. And then my other friend was like, well, she's not that smart if she doesn't know how to spell, and so after that, I'm like exactly, and then she's like, ASIAN SMART. And then I'm like, OKAY, I CAN'T SMELL OKAY .. and then I covered my mouth, after realizing what I just said, LOL. And the whole group started laughing, and so did I, because, it was pretty amusing, and then, I'm like, OKAY, IT'S SPELL!!!!!! LOL. AISH..

[kor3an__]

Lol today in Bio..we were doing skeletal equations..and we had to add in the states...
so i asked my friend beside me, "H2O is a solid, right?"
LOL.
I quickly corrected myself after I realized what I had just said..

[kor3an__]

-EDIT- accidently double posted..

[heylove]

I've said a lot of stupid things. -____-

"Wet dreams are when you wet your bed, right?"
"I mean, it's not like eating human legs."

This was with my friend when we were ordering take out from PF Chang's:
"I want Mongolian Beef"
"You mean fried noodles?"

That's all I remember for now. lol

[xgotzzricex]

Actually this had happened to me a lot of times. Like, when my friends and I were walking, be it at the school or at the mall, whenever I bump into someone or something, I apologize. Most of the time, I say sorry to plants.

I do that too!!
My friend said sorry to a wall.
I said sorry to a door.
And many more...

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My friend and I were examining her Texas Instrument graphing calculator.

Me: What does TI stand for?
Friend: Texas instrument.
Me: I KNOW the brand of it. But what does TI stand for?
and it kept going on.

Jeez I was so stupid.
I don't know what I was thinking.


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Friend: "Pick a number from one through ten and don't tell me--"
Me: "FIVE!!"

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I said something extremely stupid the other day... but I can't remember what it was.

[BrOkEn_DrEaMz]

omg I say so many stupid things lol...
It rained the other day and my friend said that we should sit on the grass
I said "The water's wet"
then she looked at me and said "when was water ever dry?"
lol made me feel so stupid...

and I alway apologize to everything I bump into too, it's like a bad habit....
always either "opps I'm sorry" or "I'm sorry, my bad" -__- lol even to my cell phone when
I press the wrong button.

[YeXing]

LOL I love ducks for life because of this.

Me: Look that pretty duck flew.
Friend: Ducks don't fly...
Me: uh... yes they do...
Friend: No they don't
Me: Yes they do. Look at them go *points to the ducks flying away*
Friend: O.O?
Me: *sweatdrop*

[jockyasian21]

*note* this was at lyk 12:30am so plz excuse her(the ME person) for her stupidness lmao xD
I(ME) was being stupid


steph: invade
ME: invade?
steph: in-vade
ME: what does that mean?
steph: omg..
ME: ???
steph: u kno lyk invasion?
ME: arigato?
steph: INVADEE!!!
ME: musique haha
steph: no it's english u dumb mini cooper!!
ME: ???....OH
ME: hahahahahaha
steph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ME: LMAO

[x kisekiboshi]

I remember this happened in Bio

Teacher: What are the things found in milk?
Class: Sugar, water....
Me: Antibiotics!
Everybody: o___o
Me: ><

[WildSevenGirl]

LOL On AIM, my friend accidentally said, "The left of my garden hurts."
But...
Friend=o_o What's the difference between Master Remix and Extended remix?
Me=................... EXTENDED=SHORTER?

I also said, "Decilious," instead of delicious. xD

This was all on AIM btw. xD

[clarity.]

I was at church and I got kinda distracted so i started talking to my sister,

I said, "Hey i can't smell the incest from here"
I realised what i said about 2 minutes later,
spun around to face my sister and yelled out
"I MEANT INCENSE!"

haha very embarassing ^____^;
i was still in church too

[littlemayie]

science biology class
playing a game where we have to guess the word is "organism"
screamed out ORGASM instead of ORGANISM
my bad. =______="
had a male teacher as well!
so embaressing

[hyein101]

I have forgotten all the stupid stuff i said.
but i remember this one girl in my world history class asked my teacher:
"Did the Romans invent wind?"

-edit-
oh yea, and one time i was talking to someone on MSN

me: I'm hungry, i want to eat ramen... but if i eat ramen your face will blow up the next morning
friend: ... why would MY face blow up?
me: ... i dunno

[chee_c]

i was ordering food at the drive way--mcdonalds
Me: can i have one chicken nugget please?...(i think i lost breath or something or forgot to say combo...so it sounded like i wanted 1 chicken nugget)
worker:sorry we don't sell those
Me: oh... can i have one chicken nugget combo please?

[Raix]

guy at nando's: "what flavour would you like?"
me: "takeaway"
guy: *points at flavour chart* "uh..what FLAVOUR would you like?"
me: "OH! hot please =D"

AHAHAHA I didn't hear him ^^;

[sweetbow]

i was handing out candy and i said "Merry Christmas!"
by accident instead of Happy Halloween
then instead of Trick or Treat when i went begging for candy I
also said Merry Christmas

[Judith]

ME and my friend went to burger king.

Girl: hi what would you like to order?
My friend: i'll take a whopper meal
Girl: ok what would you like to drink?
My friend: YES!


hahahah XP

[mary_alice_hale]

hahaha oh man....so many...
heres my fave though: me and ali where at her house talking
Ali: hey! i heard they're thinking of making porto rico the 51st state!
me: but wait...aren't there already 52 states? you know, the 50 states, then hawaii and alaska?
Ali:....-hits on head with fork for stupidity-

[jedi_baby]

omg, i love this thread. sooo funny.

my friend said something stupid while we arguing about how i couldn't multi-task very well.

me: yeah, i can't multi-task very well. i have to focus on one thing only
her: yeah you CAN multi-task! what are you doing now? you're talking and speaking at the same time!!
me: *laughs hysterically*
her: what?
her bf: talking and speaking..?
her: i don't get it.
--- a few seconds later ---
her: OHHH.... omg... >.<