[buko.pandan_]

haha; the stupidest thing i've said recently hmm..

i was at a job interview, and my employer said that i needed to send her my latest school report, and so she wrote down her fax number and her email on a piece of paper..

and i said, while grabbing the paper, "er.. can i keep this?"

^^"

[K-PopFighting]

LOOL
I lol'd at all these!

Once I had lesson and my dad couldn't pick me up so i went with a friend.
Then my dad called on the house phone and I answered
Me : Hello?
Father: Hi are you home now?
Me : Uhm..uhm...no..um..yeah I mean ye..

O_o loool.

[hyunjung]

my cousin once told me that in her english class, they were discussing verbs that end in 'EN' like for example, 'written' or ' spoken' and this one girl speaks up and says 'oh~ like chicken'......so dumb...and this was a college english class.....

[viviians]

i was sitting in my brothers car and he had this thing my seat (front passenger)
me: is that the intercooler? o_o"
him: LOLOLOL

obviously i know nothing about cars. it was the amplifier for his sound system >_> WHOOPS?


another was.. in english we were talking abt denmark cos of hamlet.
& someone asked:
them: what do denmark ppl speak?
me: *shouts* DENMARKNESE! ^^"
class: ROFL errr no

[x_shirley]

i asked someone "how long is 15 minutes" before
i meant to say has it been 15 minutes since the bell rung?

[raycheerache]

haha i'm pretty sure i've said a lot of stupid things in life, but i'll tell write down my most recent one (today XD)
i was at PE and i was walking around with my friend, when someone kicked pinecones at us -.-
ME : WTH!
PERSON : what did i do?!
ME : YOU KICKED PINEAPPLES AT ME!
everyone who heard me started laughing -.-

LOL! This happened to me too!
me and my friends went to a park near my house once.. and there were so many pinecones around..
so.. very excitedly.. i said, "ooohh!! look at all the pineapples!!" >.<

[ldchzcake]

girl in my class: "why do some people eat raw meat, its so unnatural. Aren't they afraid of food poisoning? Us american people don't eat any raw meat"

me: "yea we do, we eat sushi"

girl:"isn't sushi cooked?"

class:"noooo, its raw fish"

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spanish class

me: "augh i have so much homework today."
friend: "me too, my teachers suck etc."
me: "shoot! i forgot to write down my hw. What language do you take? italian right?"
friend:"dude, this is spanish class, i'm in your spanish class"

.....''

[Misuzu]

The stupidist things i have ever said is when.. I say things that was meant to be thought. o.O
Ex: I'm thinking about something, while talking to my friend, and blurt it out. Its the most awkwardist thing ever.
Senario: i was asking my sister what time it was. and was thinking, just before, about the colors (don't ask me why, haha). I said "What color is it?" And she stared at me as if i was crazy. o.o

[MyMittens]

ohhh i bet this will entertain the lot of youuu;
one time at school, my math teahcer drew some stick figures on the board to show examples for a problem, and without even thinking, I stood up (o_o), pointed a finger at the drawing, and blurted out "those stick figures have no clothes on,sir!"
this is why i'm always honored pervert of the week. T_T"
and i remember another seemingly stupid moment;
i was sitting at my usual spot in the cafeteria, right next to this huge beam that held up the ceiling. then,my friend came along and here's what happened:
Barry: hey,hey, wanna see something cool?
me: ohkays!
Barry: you do exactly what i do,k?
He held out his arms, turned to the left, and closed his arms around the air, and started jumping up and down in his seat. little did i know that the beam was on my left side. luckily, i saw through his evil plan...to make me hump the beam! thank god i didn't start jumping up and down.

**cough** o_o" and yea,thats my reply. srry if it disturbs you.

[Poop-Shoop-A-Loop]

friend: i cant drink milk
me: oh snap..your black toast and tolerant?

-__________________ -;;

HAHAH.
I hella LOL'ed at that one XD

[Limerence;]

When I was barely 8,
I told my father I wanted to be a prostitute when I grow up.
Apparently, what I really meant was those prosecuter lawyer people.
I hope o______o


When I was stuck up in a tree;
Me: Dude, can I borrow a stair?
Friend: Umm, my stairs attached to my house, but I think I have a ladder . . .


Friend: I think I`m dying
Me: WTF somebody go do PCR !
[ i was screaming. very, very loudly. ]


Friend: How do you make a waterfall go up?
Me: Pfft. Stupid . . .
Friend: ? Why you`re calling me stupid?
Me: Just use a pipe, dummy.
Friend: . . . . . o_o


There`s more . . . But somehow I feel like I SHOULDN`T be digging my own grave
d;

[xSnowy]

in science class, 7th grade:
some kid asks the teacher: "is dandruff waterproof?"



in math class, 8th grade:
me and my friends were throwing paper balls at this chubby kid who sat in front of us. This continued for awhile, but didnt respond. Then after like 5 minutes, he finally turned around, picked up a paper ball from the floor, and said to us
"i think you dropped this"

[me.myself.&.i]

OMG TOO MANY TO LIST ROFLLLLL == FRIENDS NEVER LET ME LIVE IT DOWN

[nine0doll.]

I'm so dumb.=P

me: Ooo Emi are you gonna buy those shoes with money?
Emi: No you fcukwit i'm gonna buy them with foot lotion.

lol i love her sarcasm.

[lilshinhwafreak]

im sure ive said a lot of stupid things, but i dont keep track of them.
my friends do

but i remember my friend saying this on a bus to a retreat


"I'm taking Italian, so I can study in Paris."
Left everyone stunned

[jayneefahxD]

HAHAHAHA.

So this one day at school, my boyfriend & his friends were covering my friend's locker with scotch tape, so it wouldn't open.
And they kept using the scotch tape until it was all gone.
Then I blurted out, "STOP WASTING THE SCOTCH TAPE! YOU'RE KILLING TREES!"

I have my stupid moments every day.

[yled]

I have thousand of idiot things saved on my computer because i laugh so hard now reading them again (there are all online conversations)

here you go this one is epic.

Me: I can't stop eating the lid of a blue pen.
friend: yummy! The blue ones are more tasty than the black ones.

[VINTAGE'art: moderne]

I was going to ask for a pass to go to my locker for a book but ended up asking, "Can I go get my locker in my book?" lmao.

[moochuchuu]

my friend: YOU SHAT UP MATE
me: ewwwww. stop speaking jamaicanianese! YOU JAMACIANIAN WANABE!!!
my friend: WTF? it's JAMACIAN O___________O;

or...something like that.

my aim conversation with this dude.

him: you gum you lo (gold fish man)
me: HUH!?
him: i said you're a GUM YOO LO!
me: *still trying to understand*
him: GUM YOOO LO!
me: O__O;
him: CHINESEE!!!!
me: ^-^ ... O___O;
him: GOLDFISH MAN!!!!!
me: OOHHHHHHHHH. HEY!!! I'M NOT A MAN!!!

[straw.ME]

Daniel: - Has super red eyes -
Me: Woah, you look like you're bleeding blood out of your eye
Random kid: What else could you bleed out?

haha.
owned.

haha you shoulda answered TEARS! well acctually its not bleeding buh still betetr than nothing haha
Ohhh what! hahah anyway man I forgot all my stupid moments I guess theres alot... but i remember one.

me and my friend were sitting on the floor, and I was like.

ME: Man we look like Homos.
HER: you mean hobos?
ME: Ohhh Yehh! Hobos!?

I felt hecka stupid ahaha

--edit

my friend: YOU SHAT UP MATE
me: ewwwww. stop speaking jamaicanianese! YOU JAMACIANIAN WANABE!!!
my friend: WTF? it's JAMACIAN O___________O;

or...something like that.

ahaha I showed my friend this. and this is how it went:

(i was tryin to explain to her that its a jamacan accent)

her: haha isnt it pirate?
me: no
me: like the accent?
her: iono.