[Mo0nfairy]

Oo I got one today. Not me, but an irritated customer:

Him: Let me speak with your supervisor!
Me: Ok. sure. Hold on.
Him: What is their name?
Me: Mario
Him: Is Mario a male?

....

Me: Yes, Mario is a male.

[nooyenny]

i thought this was pretty funny.
my friend was talking about her hair.
then she asked me if she should either
cut it longer or shorter.

and i went along and said longer

and for halloween when i was young i couldn't say trick or treat
so i gave up and said chicken feet. i still have no idea why i
said that out of all the other things to say

[dorkyxninja]

Ahaha. One is when I was at lunch in school, I forgot to go get a knife. So, I was to my friend,"I need a fork."
"Your fork is right there...." he pointed to my fork. And I was like "Nah uh! Thats a spoon." ahahah xDDD Then I realized what I said and laughed my butt off.

Another one isn't me but my sister, she was ordering food on the phone. When she was done ordering food, she said "Would that be all?" and the guy on the phone was like "Uhhh....." then she said "Oh I mean that's all"

roflmao xDD that was funny.

[x__harlequin]

i was trying to describe a person that had blue eyes and blond hair but i ended up saying he had blonde eyes and blue hair -____-

[dorkafied!]

At DQ:
"Anna: What did you get?
Me: An arctic rush.
Anna: What kind?
Me: Lemon Lime.
Anna: Ooh, what's the green one??
Me: Uh.. Lemon Lime.." HAHAHA

- im anna my friend is 'me' -.-
its more funny if you were actually there xD

[esther_hia]

when i got the 설탕 (sugar) and the 소금 (salt) mixed up.

ughhh..
that was one REALLY disgusting coffee

i'm not going to even mention how bad the cookies tasted....

[icebe]

lmao i love this topic, so funny!!!

me and my sister and my brother where in the kitchen

just for fun i said: "hey sis, go to the bedroom and close the window already, there's a draft i'm cold!!!"

she really went... and my brother was like "what draft 0.o ???"

i didn't even know if the window was open and even if it was, there wouldn't be any draft cuz the bedroom is like really far away from the kitchen, and also that time it was really hot in the kitchen... but it's nice to know how obedient my sister is :.P

[putrisha]

lol beginning to like this thread..
i said a LOT of stupid things but like most of u, i dont remember ;

haha but i remembered this one time when me and my friends were walking to the cafeteria. man i was so stupid ;
so 2 of my guy friends were like talking about how it's like being what you are or something like that..

guy 1 and 2: blah blah blah it's ok being what you are..blah blah blah
me: *turns around* wait you're gay?
guy1: *froze*
guy2: *stares*
me: no really r u gay?
guy1: what the hell?? what makes u think that??!!

then my friends and them were laughing n i didn't get what's so funny until like 2364278 minutes later ;
they were still laughing when we got into the cafeteria ><
i really didn't know what was i thinking saying that..

[crispymisao]

well u know how we say asian, american, etc...and add -ian to nationalities, so then....

friend: So what do you call the Greeks?
Me: Greekians?

-Hahahaha welllll.... it wasn't my fault (i blame for not sleeping for days)

[nebbalish]

There was this one time when I was registering for this school thing and my mom was with me. I filled out the form with a pen that I thought I borrowed from them. I needed to look up something for the form so I meekly said, "I'm just gonna...take...this....pen..." Only after we walked away that my mom told me that it was our pen.

[tchon92]

it was snowing in my school and im asian and my friends were joking around that i cant drive in the snow..
guess what i said..

"i drove my license as in the snow"... i meant to say" i did my driving test while it was snowing.."

[fading x dreams]

i was on the phone with my dad & mom (3 way)

me: i`m about to get on the bus - SH** I THINK I LOST MY SIDEKICK* AGAIN -checks my purse- I LOST IT !
my dad: are you sure? check your pockets!
me: It's not there! OMG DAAAD!
my dad: calm down honey, you'll find it.
my mom: -sigh- you get it from your father
me: what?
my mom: check your hands
me: -checks my hands- OMG I FOUND MY PHONE!
my dad: See i'd told you, you'd find it.
-10 minutes later-
me & my dad: OHHHHHHHHH...

* a sidekick is a cellphone

[JaeHoForever]

LOL stupid moments

i was in my english class and my teacher told us that she wont be here for like idk how many days i forgot and like i turned around to my friend sitting behind me and whispered YAYYYYY so loud the whole class heard me and when i turned around the teacher was like "ill miss you too" and everyone started laughing lol

[my_monkey]

at work.

My task was to assemble chairs and I needed a part. I was working with a newcomer too so I was sorta teaching him. So there's this metal part which we called it "mechanism". So I asked the new guy to hand me the part.

Keep in mind I tend to stutter sometimes plus I was sorta day dreaming at the time and with a tongue twister I had the following convo.

me: "could you hand me that part"
him: "what part"
me: "hand me the MEXICAN"
him: *starts to burst into laughter* "MEXICAN?"
me: *confused look* second later "oh haha, I meant mechanism"




we were laughing about it for a while.


EDIT:

A long long time ago during a family reunion my uncles they went to get burgers for the family.

So they arrived at McDonald and wanted to order, and with bad English then they said "I want to order *amount* of mcdonald's please"

haha.

[spankthatFANY]

HAHA I SAY LOTS OF STUPID THINGS LIKE WHEN MY SIS WAS DRIVING FAST I SAID WERE GONNA DIE BUT IT ALMOST HEPPEN!!!!XP NEVER SAYING THAT AGAIN

[b.changg]

mm, i have a bunch, since i AM pretty stupid;
ROFL.;


mmm
there was this one time, i asked my friend

Me: Hey, do you have my agenda?
Friend: Yeah,
Me: Can you write something in for me?
Friend: Sure, what is it?
Me: Uhh, put a reminder down to put more binder into paper.
Friend: -silent-
ye.

doesn't seem that funny, huh. :x

And there was this one time, my friends and i were walking over a bridge,
on the side was a river,
and we just started pointing at the water and yelled
"TURRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And a car stopped beside us and told us to shut up.
._.;

[b_pa]

one of my stupid moments were...
Grade 8, first thing in the morning we had fitness
Everyone had to go change into their sports uniform
After that we were playing table tennis

Bern: hahhahaha
Me: what are you laughing at? -mumbles-
Bern: how did you grow a tail?
Me: -sleepy- huh what are you talking about?
Bern: hahaha you do know that your wearing your pants the wrong way
Me: -looks down- hey what happened to the logo? o_o
Bern: on your ass, idiot!
Me: -feels for the logo and finds a string- ohhhohoho ><"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Me: umm ms. may i be excused
ms: why?
-turns around- ^ ^V



another time was at the swimming pool
i was laughing so hard that a fly flew into my mouth
& i was choking on the fly - trying to cough it out
bern: hey, what's wrong with you? (looking disgusted)
so swallow i swallowed the fly)
me: OMG i just swallowed a fly O_O
bern: ewww, what did it taste like ? hahahha
me: hmm.. tastes like chicken
bern: hahahha
me: am i going to die -worries- ?
bern: forget about it. im not going to answer T_T

[musicalflow.]

during human anatomy class.

girl: if you touch the front of your throat, y'know that hard thing you feel? that's your trachea.
me: really? this whole time i thought i was touching my spine.

(awkward silence- cricket cricket)
(whole class starts laughing)

me: dot dot dot.

^ that one really made me LOL!

drive thru at arbys

guy asks what we want (he has a accent)
sister: (still loooking over the menu) can i get a minute.
guy: sorry we don't have that on the menu.
everyone in the car laughs and then my sister saids quietly to us "i know you don't have that on the menu." lol.

^ lmao, that person should be fired T___________T;;;


I really love this thread! made my day

[bEllAfRESh]

correct me if i'm wrong but
to my knowledge stupidest
isnt a word..............
neither is stupider.
sorry to point that out..

[nerdie_azn]

this dudes name was vinh yeah
i was like: whats ur viet name?

hahaha