[happy_times]

i remember i was in the living room with my little brother and we were watching some tv, and a thought came to me and am like "I wish i had a little brother"
and my lil brother looked at me and said "ehem?!"

hahahah

i did the same thing to my sister, i was at my friends house and i was looking at the mirror and am like "i wish i have a sister" and she looks at me all weird and say "you freak, you DO have a sister"

idk whats wrong with me >.>

and another time in class my science teacher was talking about how milk isnt really white && that its reflected from the light or whatever and hes like "& milk's color is..." and i yelled out "BLACK!!" everyone started laughing, but i was so embarrassed lmao.
i dont even know why i said black ....

I have said alot of stupid things in my life xD

haha i had lots but i dont remember > <"

when i was in 4th grade:

me: you know the homework we had tomorrow...?
teacher: huh ?
me: ....
OHH i meant yesterday!
* class laughs *

yeahh... not that funny xP

omg hahahah that actually made me laugh
xpp

[ushan10]

This was when I was in 7th grade wit my friend. We were at office max and he wanted to buy a notebook.

Cashier: that'll be $6.

Friend: $60?????? F**k you! rip-off!
then he ran out lol..

Me: O.o

omg this totally cracked me up

[TOPforever]

lol i was kidding around but i seriously thought i could.
me: i wanna be a cholo someday
friend: uhhh.. no you can't
me: uhh, of course i can.
friend: you can never be a cholo.
*i realize what a cholo was*
me: oh..heheh. hahha xD

[j i w o n.]

i say a lot of stupid things daily haha but the most recent one... man...

i felt erally stupid for not being able to respond quickly... b/c the sub gave me an unexpected response.

me: ho-hello! (was going to say hola! )
her: i'm fine, how are you?
me: huh? (expected her to say hi)
her: how are you?
me: wait sorry what? (my brain was malfunctioning)
her: oh, so you're goig to berkeley (looks at my sweatshirt)
me: yeah! did you grdaute from there
her: no but i have children who did. they some went to ucla, berkeley, blahblah, and their children went to princeton stanford brown (paraphrasing what she said)
me: wow... so they're all your children
her: no.. my grandchildren.
me: oh.

-__- omgsh -_________- esp the beginnign part ; she probably thought i was some deaf idiot

[burnthefloor]

Recently, I asked a really stupid question. LOL.

Me: What is inside the honey lemon juice?
Friends: 0.0

[angelbuilinh]

haha
lol i have stupids saying everyday

[oshirou]

me: dude! nice pants!
friend: thanks!
me: where did you buy that?
friend: GUESS
me: LEVIS??????
friend: ??????

hahaha! stupid me!

[ROCKiT]

my friend: hey ROCKiT, catch your pen!
Me: i can't catch. FRIEND, catch it please! you're in SOCCER!

everyone looked at me. ):

[FireMonkey]

Ahaha, I think I laughed at every post I read. xD

So, my stupid comment:

*while walking about of my AP English class with a friend*
me: oh, yeah, so do you have AP Eng?
friend:....Nooo, I'm just randomly sitting in your class.
me: *pause*Oh...you are?
friend:...ROFL
me: wha...?

yeah, took me awhile to get it.

[co1db1ood]

me: hey dude what am i obbsexed with (meant 2 say obsessed)

freind: errr obbsexed??????

me: awww damnit

friend: dude u mess up badly dude

[theLOSER]

LOL,
27-9 = 12. LMAO. my friend was going nuts lol, I have an excuse, it was midnight lol!

[angel_cutie]

friend:gtg

me: byee~

friend: you too

me: me what? .___.

friend: "bye"

>_______>
ahh..

[eriheart19]

I remember when I was still in 4th grade, teachers usually call each of the students' name and then we'll tell our respective grades/scores if our family name is mentioned...

we had once a quiz in english and when the teacher called my surname..

teacher: Despi?
me: SEX! (it supposed to be SIX)

IDK what came on my mind that time, but I just remember i was pretty busy doodling something on my notebook and then when I heard my family name, I suddenly screamed "SEX", oh so loudly...

Immature as my classmates were, they all laughed and pointed their indexes at me! LOL!

[sixthkiss]

i was trying to tell my buddy 'aww you have such cute dimples'... but it came out...

me: aww you have such cute nipples.
him: ..... haha okay....

& i didnt notice what i said until few 32904823094823409234 minutes later. lol
D: lol he wouldnt stop making fun of me after that day..

ahahah omgsh. i laughed out loud quite a bit on this one. XDD

[loreali1]

Ahaaa, I have one but it's not me. It's my friend.
We were on the school bus eating food, though we were not supposed..
Then the bus driver stopped the bus in the middle of the rode and started yelling at us;

Bus Driver: You're not supposed to be eating on the bus!
Us: But we're not eating..
Bus Driver: YES YOU WERE, I SAW YOUR FORK!
Friend: WE'RE NOT EATING PORK!

LOL I went ballistic.

Another time, not me but the same friend xD
We had a supply in class, and he was introducing himself.

Supply: Hi, my name is Mr. G--- (something something)
Friend: Hi Mr. Ghetto (:

I was dying! And she had to stay after class xD

[C.xiong]

haha well i camt think of my stupidest thing ive ever sed
but my cousin sed something hecka funny the other day



i fell asleep on accident

what a classic when she got introuble for sleepin

[satisfaction!]

best friend: dude, i just dgaf (acronym for 'dont give a f')
me: what's dgaf?....is that a SAT word?

she cracked up for a veryy long time.
i was so confused :3

[des monstres]

sometimes the asian in me slips out.
boyfriend: my hair is so short now. :[
me: don't worry. boys hairs grows longs.

and then one time in chemistry..
i wasn't really paying attention to the teacher.
and all i heard was,
"stir..water...burn.."
so when i get to the lab station.
i pour in some water into the beaker and place it on the heater thing.
and i start stirring the water.
and a guy says,
"wait.. dude.. why are you stirring it?"
my response? "so the water doesn't burn."

-___-

[bubblegum-chum-cherry-bum]

i say and do too many stupid things that its flooding my brain and i don't know which to put down O______O
plus i'm pretty stupid myself

[charmedamethyst]

This one time I went to the movies. It started at 6:55.

Me: How long will the movie be?
Guy: Two hours.
Me: So... What time will it end?
Guy: *sigh* ...8:55?

Oh, and I love Freudian slips.
This guy I knew kept bugging me about the guy I liked,
which happened to be his best friend. Let's call him Jimmy.

Him: So, do you like Jimmy?
Me: No.
Him: Come on, please tell me.
Me: I'll tell you later.
Him: Do you like him?

(Teacher begins talking... Students with hot lunch, please retrieve your ticket.)

Him: *turns around, distracted - turns back to me* So, do you have hot lunch?
Him: I mean, do you like Jimmy?

Hahaha.