[GiRlli3]

I remember once in a paper [when I was little] I'm suppose to write about our day
when I turn it in the teacher called me up and ask me to read one sentence in my paper

"In the morning, I 'bomb' my hair" I read it normally.
"In the morning you what?"
"I bomb my hair. Why? what's wrong with that?"
"Honey, you do what to your hair?"
Got annoyed at the teacher - "Bomb it!! !!
"..... wait... no.... OOOOHHHH"
>]


and today in PE we were talking with our teacher about ..chicken feet? and eating them.. idk

but the girl started by
"I don't eat chicken feet! Mexican does"
and a Mexican guy came
"We don't eat chicken feet! .? we eat a lot of other things tho... we eat snakes ..ect.. and even squirrel"

the girl - "........ there's squirrel in Mexico?"

[dudeilovefood]

I have so many....

I remember once I told this blonde fried of mine {and I was ocne a blonde}:
Wanna hear a blonde joke? ^^

=.=

LOL and my friend always does this to me:

Did you know Friday the 13th is on July Fourth!?!?!
Oh something..I think July 4th..that or Wedsnday...
LOL TT.TT

[jojotse]

lol...in our math class there's this guy who basically nobody notices...covo with my friend:
Me: yo what period math does ryan take..?
Friend: i dunno...period 7?
Me: oh...rigghttt...
(ryan walks by)
Friend: WOAH!! Ryan why are you here?? Shouldn't u be in Geo or something o.O

This is sorta sad cuz we had this convo halfway thru the year XP

[K.I.M]

It wasnt me who said this, but some random chick in my class.
We were in history class.

Teacher: Can somebody please tell me another bushranger name, except for Ned Kelly?

*silence.

Random Girl: Oh, It is Adolf Hitler?

She wasnt even being stupid, she was serious. So much for going to top state school...

[arlenapeanut]

friend once said : " i hate Miley Cyrus, you noe why? cause she reminds me of Hannah Montana"
cracked up so bad xD and she was being serious too =="

*off topic but K.I.M do u happen to go to macrob?? or marian college?*

[tootoo777]

my friend was reading while she was walking
me: "i'll let you know if you trip"
friend: wait...

[nxtlvl]

Can it be what someone else has said? Some guy in my English class:

"Shakespeare was a homo, right?"

LOL. Got a referral after that.

[strawberrylove]

friend once said : " i hate Miley Cyrus, you noe why? cause she reminds me of Hannah Montana"
cracked up so bad xD and she was being serious too =="

shush woman. i was joking D: i really was!
--
i was in genetics class.
teacher "so what are we learning today"
some girl " GENITALS"
:L

[AyuTrance90]

Teacher: "Alright class, today we're going to learn about organisms. Julie (me) would you care to explain what organisms are?"

I was not thinking straight that day so...

Me: "Oh uh... orgasms are-" the whole class starts laughing

Teacher: "Lunch detention."

--

This was also during science. I was listening to music in one ear so I couldn't really hear myself speaking clearly so I spoke louder. I didn't realise the whole classroom was quiet and the teacher was talking.

Friend: "Julie Julie! Did you see that newly opened jewlery store in the city?"
Me: "Oh that one? What about it?"
The classroom was queit and the teacher had already begun talking.
Friend: "I bought something from there. See?" she whispered as she took out her necklace from underneath her jumper.
I couldn't hear her but I ignored it and stared at the necklace.
Me: "Oh my gosh nice necklace!" I practically yelled out loud.

The teacher and the whole class was staring at me. xD

[J00NGiEx]

I say a LOT of stupid things but this is what I just asked a few minutes ago. My friend and I were talking about Edison Chen's interview/scandal thing which led to my friend asking "When Taec said Edison was his role model, which Edison did he mean? Inventor Edison or Edison Chen?" and I totally forgot... the inventor's full name.

me: edison shoot wtheck is his last name, omg.. i dont remember the inventors last name
friend: thomas edison...



-_____-;

[Liinax3]

"is buffalo wings made out of buffalo?"
i said other stupid stuff but i can't remember.

& friend friend's mom asked someone
"if my daughter wears a tampon, will she still be a virgin?"

[starrynight288]

i have soooooooo many stupid moments
today i was lining up for a ride at a amusement park and i randomly asked my friend
"do you sleep with your socks on?"
and everyone turned around and looked at me
i dont know what possessed me to say that but yeah.....

[moshimellow]

Well I didn't do this but... me and my friend were in japanese class one day. She was feeling really random and so she started belting out random jingles from advertisements etc. Then she got to the Amber one. You all know the "Amber has the answer"? right? well shame on you if you don't. Anyways she somehow was convinced that instead of Amber it was Elmo. And wouldn't believe us when we told her that it was "Amber has the answer". xD

Hilarious.

[VietVestige]

Ok this didn't really happened to me.. it happened to my cuzn, I was sitting beside him in a car and a cop pull us over.

Cop : License and registration please.
Cousin : What seems to be the officer problem?

[CCaoKJ]

Lol, last night when i was having an intense conservation witth my cousins she said the most stupid thing,we were speaking in vietnamese so i'm gonna translate it to enlish


Me:You're so chubby now

Her:You're such a FREAK!

Me: Yo momma....

Her: YEH!MY MOMMA


i start cracking up cause she agrreeed to it XD here'x the vietnamese part

Me: Sao dao nay tao thay may` map qua di

Her:Chi do duyen qua di

Me: Me may...

Her:U!Me em do!


LOL

[ParappaRappa]

loll that reminds me of what my mom was tellin me about today. she was at this cafe today and she said to the cashier lady

mom: you have cobb salad here, right?
her: it comes on a plate tho

my mom got confused and after a while of them goin back and forth on that, my mom realized that she thought my mom was sayin cup salad. LOL and my mom doesnt have an accent or anythin lol

[CCaoKJ]

A few years back.....COUGH.

Guy: Hey what are you?
Me: ....o___0 I'm...............human????
Guy: No I mean what ethnicity!
Me: OH!!! HAHAHAHA

LOL[imusing my cousin account] one time this afriacan american who is very anoyying,and i was the only asian in my school soo pple always ask me who or what am i and i always have the same answer :

Him:What are you?

Me: A...human?

Him: No, I mean where did you come from

Me:My mom's vagina

[Rhapsodyy]

Haha I love this topic xD

Uhm I've pretty much said a ridiculous amount of stupid things in my life ;; I can't remember all of them.. but the most recent stupid thing I guess was when I was with my friend in this department store, and we were looking at hair putty after having left the hair dye section (he wanted to buy hair dye)... so he asks me what this one container of stuff is, and ...

Me: "It's poo-tee.." >___<
*half a second later*
Me: "....wait o__0 .. putty! *pronounces it right* i mean it's putty!"
Friend: "......HAHAHAHAHA did you just say 'pootee'!? xDDD I'M the international student, not you! LOL"

Ohman. He still hasn't let me live it down ahaha. And English is my first language even! I don't know what I was thinking ;;

[faithpuppy]

Haha I love this topic xD

Uhm I've pretty much said a ridiculous amount of stupid things in my life ;; I can't remember all of them.. but the most recent stupid thing I guess was when I was with my friend in this department store, and we were looking at hair putty after having left the hair dye section (he wanted to buy hair dye)... so he asks me what this one container of stuff is, and ...

Me: "It's poo-tee.." >___<
*half a second later*
Me: "....wait o__0 .. putty! *pronounces it right* i mean it's putty!"
Friend: "......HAHAHAHAHA did you just say 'pootee'!? xDDD I'M the international student, not you! LOL"

Ohman. He still hasn't let me live it down ahaha. And English is my first language even! I don't know what I was thinking ;;

oh I do that all the time! English is my first language and I still fail at it!

I had to do a presentation once, and I was going to talk about a guy who served in World War [I don't know if it was WW1 or WW2 anymore] and it stated that he was a bugler [pronounced Beau-gler] I was practising in front of my friends and said 'bug-ler' and they cracked up at me.... then my SECOND attempt I said 'boogler' =0=
They made fun of me for quite a while after that >.<

[BL!NG]

"what time is it today?"