[Octopus__]

This is about the current fires going on at the moment in California.
It's not really something stupid, but crazy. I didn't want to make a
new thread about 'crazy things you've said/heard.' Lol.

Me. (2:54:52 PM): OMG
Me. (2:54:53 PM): LOL
Me. (2:55:11 PM): My mom was like, "People who live in the hills and mountains are all white people."
Me. (2:55:26 PM): "They're like hiding from the black people that live in downtown areas."
Me. (2:55:31 PM): I was like, "WHHHAT?!" xD
Me. (2:55:34 PM): my mom is INSANE
Me. (2:56:07 PM): thhhhen she goes, "Black people are so scared of the mountains and fires like that."
Me. (2:56:19 PM): Isn't everyone afraid of fire? lol
Me. (2:56:30 PM): apparently white people aren't >>;
My friend. (3:04:15 PM): xDD

Sorry if anyone gets offended. My mom is really crazy. D:

[squishy^^]

my gym teacher said to my friend "oh yeah my friend works there."
me " you have friends?" then i laughed and ran away.

[last love.]

"Hey! Everyone's wearing the same vest!"

FYI, I go to an all-girls' private school, where we wear uniforms.

[myGLAMrocks]

Not me but my brother. He was watching people play volleyball and then he ran up to my cousin and said:
B: OMG Liz, the eye hit my balls!!
C: Oh my goodness! .....wait, what?

He meant the ball hit his eye though, lol.

[Irony.]

I was talking on the phone with my cousin and I asked her

"I can't believe he got a heart in his hole. T^T"

"WTF?!"

".......OOPS I mean a HOLE IN HIS HEART!"

HAHHAHAH That's hilarious

[missmoobear]

hahaha i think mine beats all of yours...
seriously i wasn't thinking when i said this...

"when is the 4th of july?"

haha.(:
good one.

[natural;disaster]

There was this one time when there was a black out in my neighborhood and I had to go to the washroom really bad, so i ask my bro;

Me: Hey you know how there's no electricity?

Mark: Yeah what about it?

Me: Well i have to go pee now...

Mark: Go pee then >D

Me: But how would it work? Doesn't the toilette run on electricity ?

Mark: *face palm*


Yeah I'm a failure at life .

[hannieoon]

This one was in high school. We sat in a little area where there was shade and it happened to be a hot day.

I was tyring to say "Let's sit in the shade"

and it came out "Let's sh!t in the sade." LoL

[x.selina.x]

This was a chat on msn. I was talking to one of my friends ^^



Friend- Hey, have you got Amy's email address?

Me- Uhm, nope, sorry. I need it as well.

Friend- Aww damn, I need to ask her something.

Me- Well, let me ask her what her email is. She might be online

Friend- Uh, how are you gonna ask her?

Me- Msn of course, duhhhhhh

Friend- But you don't have her email.

Me- Ah yeah.. do you have it? I need it

Friend- I asked you that question a minute ago.

Me-

[jaejo0ngstahl0ve]

I wanted to drop out of my journalism class.
I didn't know whether or not they had a deadline if you wanted to drop out
of your classes or something. And when I was trying to ask if we can still
drop out of classes; I end up saying the wrong thing.

Lady: "Hey! How can I help you, Tiger?!"
Me: "I was wondering if you're still letting us drop out of school."

[happy_times]

idk if this is stupid but it made me laugh so hardd
its beginning of the year
and the teachers dont know the students name that much
so she made us line up
and its like u say your name and then the person before...
and if youre like last u have to say your name and EVERYONE infront of u
and there was this dude name MARVIN
it was my friends turn and she didn't say marvin though
she said "umm...marva?"

i laughedd soo hardd!!! omg that make me laugh everytime i think about it

[mickeylovers24]

I say a lot of stupid things that just make me
even look even more stupid lol.

Most recent one was at school we have
a sub and was talking about John F. Kennedy
so I was like
"Is he still alive?"
and everybody was like OMG! He died a looong time ago! -___-

and then at tennis this chick was like
"That asian girl isn't doing her lunges correctly"
and the Japenese guy started to laugh. So I was
like "who?" and they laughed even more. I looked
around and I was the only asian girl in tennis. -_____-

siiigh!

[MAKEMESMILE.]

we were getting ready for the end of the year math exam & then all of a sudden this girl in my class asks , "are there going to be numbers on the exam ?",

she is a retard , she even knows it , but it was funny.

me , on the otherhand can't remember any stupid things i've said , but yes , i've said quite a few.

[love.disease!]

This just happenned a while AGO.

Him: In case you don't know.
Me: ?
Him: It's hours till my birthday.
Him: So I strongly recommend for you that you must greet me.
Me: Oh. Okay
Me: You have the same birthday as my classmate.
Me: Belated Happy Birthday.
Him: WHAT?
Him: BELATED?!
Him: BELATED FOR LAST YEAR?!
Her: Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
Him: Sorry is not enough!


Rolf. I have brain problems.

[AllenThikeo]

I had a really hard math equation in my mind when i got out of school i went to the store and bought something to drink cause it was a hot day the cash clerk was like "hi how are you doing today " and i responded saying "....52.6 "

[coolcoke.]

"OHMYGOD SOMEONE GIVE ME THE NUMBER FOR 911!"

- It was during a skit/act in Health class a few years ago.

[nisssr3]

this happened during history lesson on southeast asian history last week.

tutor: what were the nationalist parties in malaya?
me: UMNO, MIC, MCP (malayan communist party) and.. MCQ ( multiple choice question)

haha, the MCQ one is so random ^^


also, last week my auntie ordered $20 pieces of mini chicken pie from us.
mom:how many pieces are equivalent to $10 ? (nb: $00.40 each)
me: 40 *without thinking*
mom: so we have to make 80 pieces for $20
me: yeah...
dad: isn't $10 is like 25 pieces so $20 is only 50 pieces..
me: ummmm... yeah..

lol

[daisyy]

in the parking lot
-looks around-
"how do cars get in here? i don't see a pathway."
"... uh, we're standing on the pathway?"

quite clever

[rogueeex]

One of my new friends pointed to the calender saying that august 15th was her birthday, then my other friend gets all surprised and screams "OMG THAT'S ALMOST LIKE AUGUST 14TH". I think we were talking about something on the 14th earlier so she got a little too excited. xD

the same friend asked me for a piece of paper one day so I gave her a few [they were colleged rule paper]..she says "I REALLY LIKE THIS PAPER!! IT HAS SO MANY LINES!!!"

lol ._.

[MarsCrescent]

Once my friend was saying something about hair follicles but said hair testicles. ROFL.