[Thaory]

We were at this bubble tea cafe in montreal chinatown ( Even if montreal is french, chinatown is mostly english)

So I was there with a friend of mine (she speaks french only)

Waitress says (IN FRENCH) : Yeah how can I help you?
Friend says (IN A MESSED UP ENGLISH) : Do You hmmm Speak euhhhhh frrrrench (she rolls her "R" lol)
We all laughed and she didnt understand a thing. lol

[mizgen17]

lol not me but a little kid said it at my school.....i didn't hear it but my friend did and she started laughing really loud and i asked her what's so funny....
and she said that a little boy said "omg! i can see myself in the mirror".....
i was just 0___0.....it's not rlly funny lol....just dumb >.<

[ParappaRappa]

hmm...one time at a friend's party, i totally blanked out or something and said something kind of stupid, haha

they were talking and i kind of drifted off into another world or something...and i started playing with the hairband that was on my hand. then i suddenly thought to myself "hey, if this stretches in air...does it stretch in water too??" so i put it under the water (we were in the jacuzzi) and i stretched it, and it worked. and i said out loud, "hey, this stretches underwater too!" lol, stupid moment. i realized that was really dumb. my friends laughed and one was saying how i was like a blonde asian lolll

oh, this isn't me but one time a kid asked me "how can you see with your eyes closed?"
and i was like "if my eyes were closed, how would i see?"
and he just kind of pondered it. lol

[PlyAstnshr]

My friends and I were talking about tattoos and the term 'tramp stamp' came up.
The conversation ..

Me>>I ask my friend, "What are tramp stamps?"
Reply: "They're a tattoo that show when a girl bends over to pick something up."
Me>>"Oh, I don't bend over like that, I like getting on my knees" (Mistake)

(I heard that bending over using your back damages it so you should use your knees to .. BAH D:< )

The conversation stopped and I tried to defend myself by telling them that I don't go down often (They laughed harder, my sentence wasn't over **sobs**) because I rarely drop anything on the floor.

Uh..

Talking about the PSAT's English section and I told my friends, "Yeah, everything on that is in English"
Wtf was I thinking?

One reply was. "No way, didn't see that coming" =-=;;

[MrsKoizumi]

Hahahaha, these are fun to read! I have a lot of these moments too, especially when I get stressed out about school.

I was over at my boyfriend's house and we were making some dinner, then I saw this magazine on the table with a basketball player on it. I looked it over really quick and said to him, "Oh hey look, he's a vaccum!"

[adaytodiefor]

I was in class when my professor was lecturing.
This guy bursted out laughing then stopped when he realized our professor said organism not orgasm.
Honestly it wasnt even funny at all. People were just staring at him.
That is until an upper classmen said "there goes a freshman right there"
Hahaha. Thats when people started laughing.

[xoandreaa]

i was eating out with my friends last week , & i ordered fish & chips ,
when they gave it to me i was like , " is this chicken ? " T___T" LOL.

oh , & then we played taboo too LOOL ,
friend 1 : what`s the grudge ?
friend 2 ( guesses ) : AN ANIMAL !!
.. the word was " movie " LOL.

[chopper!]

oh man, this one is stupid XD

i was talking to my friend on the phone, and my ear got uncomfortable, so i kept switching back and forth with my other ear. when i went back to my left ear, i couldn't hear a thing. my friend's voice was SO low. i was like 'hello? i can't hear you! what's wrong with your phone? is this speaker or something?'
then my elbow slid down my bed and it caused my phone to move up a bit and then suddenly i could hear my friend's voice perfectly!
i was like, "omg, i can hear you!"
then it hit me.
"wow, i realized the reason why i couldn't hear you. my ear got folded."

[zkunninglookz]

I was working the register at the pharmacy when a guy comes in to buy condoms. After i rang him up, i accidentally told him "Have a good night", and this was at 12pm in the afternoon.

[S@tellite]

Me looking at a picture of sushi.

Where's the rice?

[★ rain-a-sky ★]

don't know if this counts but yesterday I was at the grocery deli trying to buy chicken & they had wings, breasts & drumsticks, and I said "can I have 3 chicken legs?" and the lady was like what? then "I mean...can I have 3 drumsticks?"

[MPPB_obsessed]

Last year, this girl (senior year of high school) in class asked aloud:

"Where in the United States is Japan?"


Melissa.

[CherieDee]

My friends and I were talking about tattoos and the term 'tramp stamp' came up.
The conversation ..

Me>>I ask my friend, "What are tramp stamps?"
Reply: "They're a tattoo that show when a girl bends over to pick something up."
Me>>"Oh, I don't bend over like that, I like getting on my knees" (Mistake)

(I heard that bending over using your back damages it so you should use your knees to .. BAH D:< )

The conversation stopped and I tried to defend myself by telling them that I don't go down often (They laughed harder, my sentence wasn't over **sobs**) because I rarely drop anything on the floor.

Uh..

Talking about the PSAT's English section and I told my friends, "Yeah, everything on that is in English"
Wtf was I thinking?

One reply was. "No way, didn't see that coming" =-=;;

Hehehe you're so cute.

[TooSoompiForYou]

I was trying to tell my friend what present I was going to get my other friend and accidentally said...

Her: What present are you getting Dee?
Me: Oh yea, Dee's pregnant--- I mean present is...

So stupid. xD

[blackjackVip]

I was telling jokes to my cousins in the church while the mass is going, then we went to the front to get the holy bread, i was trying to hold on my laughter, and i wasn't in my right mind....and so it was my turn, then the priest said "body of Christ" and i replied "Thank You" then smiled...


sigh. i got embarassed and my cousins laughed at me.
tsk tsk.

[x.3christine]

lol, i've said a lot of stupid things
i remember this one time in high school

"what's an adjective?"
that was not one of my days....

[leerinji]

we were talking about Jason Mraz's album covers. I remember on one of the cover he wears this brooch said "I love Sex". So I didnt know what was going wrong in my head I bluntly spoke out "I love sex" 0__o and they were all like @@. I had to explain to them later xD

[na`tashaa]

in class we were talking about this one twin, and some chick said the age of him and mentioned his other twin. then this dude comes out of no where and asked "how old was the other twin?". and we all just burst out laughing. lol i know its not the stupidest thing i've said, but its the stupidest thing i've ever heard someone say. hahahahah xD

[j_and_d_show]

how about this is just a stupid thing i've said...

friend (girl): hey jon! long time no see! wow, i think you gained some weight!

me: o yea (without thinking)... looks like you did too!

. . .

cant take that back once you've said it especially when its probably true.

[imlilnikki]

Just today, my friend and I was working on a S.S question based on a time period.

I said outloud, without much thought in my choice of words:

'It was before, during, or after the Civil War.'

XDD