[iiDivineii]

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.
13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!
14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your email.
16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the
course, the college, the world at large.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.
19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your email.
21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.
26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.
30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your email.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

[mikamoui]

wow! this is sort of like what i do except i don't check my email XD

[saucydumplings]

This is so true. I did that just last week, except I go on facebook for a half an hour after each email check, just to see if someone wrote on my wall. When I finally finish my essay at 7 am, I tell people I stayed up all night to do it. lol

[dogs7268]

i'm procrastinating like that except i'm studying for a test! (trying to)

[super piggy]

haha i do that. i would type a sentence & drift off to something else :]

[whohungjen?]

not just for college
i'm still in high school and most of this list sounds very familiar. :x

[sharrh]

I'm in high school and this is basically what I do almost every day x)

[Justalilodreamer]

dang...this reminds me alot of myself X_X

especially-

36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

[foreverxlove]

Lol dat is EXACTLY like me!
even da email part XD

[Xiaoba1tu]

Haha. Some serious procrastination right there.

[sporkmebaby]

yeeeeeeeeeeeep. junior year in hs and been doing this since... freshman year

lemme add another one

- check out forums on soompi repeatedly

[thisisapigg]

yeah, that's what i'm doing right now T_T

[m.k]

OMG #36,37,38 in that EXACT order..
thats what i do!

[Shellae]

This is so true... I need to stop procrastinating..

[Melyxcious]

...in the same exact order too

imma dieeeee tomorrow TT_TT.

[violacrazy]

lol... didnt really go through that....

but i watch tv instead of checking my email. and i do get my paper done before the sun rises x)

my friends go through that xD

[lime_shadow]

That's actually what I'm doing at the moment...xD

[stupidangelx]

lmao im glad Im not the only one doing this.

[comcis]

omg, this is so funny and so true
esp. when I have been trying to write an essay for 5 hours but ended up only the things u listed lol

[nanshi]

*raises hand*

That's me. Especially the e-mail part. I check my email OBSESSIVELY whenever I'm procrastinating.