[chery]

One man calls emergency:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.


A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you try using a lemon?
-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!


- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- To get a diarrhea!


- Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?
- No it doesn't my son.
- Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed


While a Scot is pissing, a sterling falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the sterling and asks himself whether a sterling is worth getting his hands dirty. After thinking for a while, he takes 10 sterlings out of his pocket and throws them into the toilet.
-Well, it's worth getting your hands dirty for eleven dollars!


Enjoy~

[Affinity]

Lol @ the bat joke XD So gross..

[sky.blue]

lols ^^ cutee..
and @_@ at the bat thingg

[CraziixLadii]

the last one was funniest