[chery]

Well this isnt a REAL joke. but i find it funny tho.

once upon a time, in a little village, an old lady was taking a walk with her two sons.
she knew she would die soon, and needed someone to take over their little bread shop.
so she told herself ''the smartest one will be the new master of our store...''
during that walk, she thought about questions she can asks.

they walked by an 100years old tree by the lake(i think it is diferent in english... but anyway it is near water)
the momy asks ''Big, can you tell me why the tree is bended down?''
Big thought for a min and answered '' it is because little kids will climb on it,then jump into the water. As the time passes, the tree will eventually bend since it is always forced that way...''

Little looked at Big and laughed.
''it is natural!''

momy'' natural you say? then can you explain why is it natural?''
Little ''a tree is like a human. as it gets old, their back will eventually bend down, like what is happening to you momy.''

the momy didnt know what to say. so she thought for another question.
as they walked by a rock, the asked her sons ''why does a plant(flower) that is grown under a rock always curly and never big?

Big '' because a plant needs rain water and sun light(hot). because the rock prevents it from its two sources, it cannot grown up properly.''
Little laughs again and says '' it is natural!''
momy'' natural? and why so?''
Little ''it is natural because that is how it should be. momy, the hair growing under your armpit is like this plant. your arm is the rock.
will your hair grown LONG and STRAIGHT is you always keep your arm in the air? No, right? so it is the same for this plant.''

Who do you think the momy should pick? Who is smarter? xD

~Edit~
forgot to type where i got this joke lol.
1- credit -> my dady ^^
2-credit-> my brains(xD)
he told me this joke when i was six...(13yrs ago) so brains sure helped =P

[aimi54]

She should pick Little. I like him.

[keeptryin']

lol. she so loves the little one now

[rufflezz]

Hahaha, little is so blunt !

[Baby9]

little one! so creative ><

[joongified.]

ROFL LITTLE ONE IS SO AWESOME HAHAHA

[saeyun]

little should own that bread shop... heheh
so darn smart ^^

[x. suki]

hey're both smart grr.
cant both jst own it together?
it'd be much better XD

[vip_gd]

little .. funny guy

[saranghaese7en]

lawl the little one is hilarrrious i would so pick him hahahaha

[K-PopFighting]

LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE!
LOL armpiiitt xD

[hixanniex]

hhahaha little is funny
but i wouldnt know who to chose lmao

[comcis]

the little one give unpredtictable answers, I like him

[elevatormusic]

LOOOOOOOL you post up the funniest jokes.

[dudeilovefood]

what happened to working together? LOL.
one is amusing and smart.
the other is also smart!

[Charry]

LOL.
Big is "school" smart.
Little is just plain wise XDDD