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#1 User is offline   vivans 

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 12:09 AM

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

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#2 User is offline   lo0say 

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 12:50 AM

they're pretty good, i've got to admit, but i wouldn't put them in that order


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Posted 06 December 2005 - 03:32 AM

haha...I read this before here's another one:

"I'm doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP)
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#4 User is offline   XOx_bOnBoN_xOX 

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 02:09 PM

lol!
Tennis isn't just an obsession.
It's life.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 02:26 PM

lol! i like the last one! lmao
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 04:46 PM

gotta try some. laugh.gif
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:34 PM

amen... ^___^

QUOTE
haha...I read this before here's another one:

"I'm doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP)


OH YAH! ^.^
God bless you!

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:36 PM

laugh.gif I gotta try NO. 1
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 07:44 PM

laugh.gif The number 1 laugh.gif
I'm gonna try that one day
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#10 User is offline   -K- 

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 02:53 AM

woo..not bad laugh.gif
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#11 User is offline   *.:AnGeL*BAbII:.* 

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 03:52 AM

LOL HAHA
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:27 AM

wow!!! all pretty good!!! i should practice those in future! lol...


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Posted 07 December 2005 - 07:42 AM

hahaha.
THIS IS SO PEANUTS!!
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 09:53 AM

LOL, I've heard this before. Love it.^^
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 01:38 PM

those are good!
You'll always be my baby. 4/03/10
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 01:53 PM

lol number 1
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 02:18 PM

LOOOL i should use that since i always fall asleep in class xD
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 02:30 PM

I like #1.
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#19 User is offline   Q206 

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 04:17 PM

haha, i like the blood bank one the best. maybe i'll try it at work tomorrow. tongue.gif
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 04:20 PM

LOL laugh.gif number 1
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