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#1 User is offline   vivans 

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 12:22 AM

There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays
like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck
driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just
drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man,
I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I
fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous,
fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it
was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a
cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my
wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.
I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the
gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was
thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink
my poison..."

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#2 User is offline   lo0say 

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 12:39 AM

hahahahahahahahaha
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 07:25 AM

bullies get what they deserve haha.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 07:28 AM

ahahhaha that jerk deserved it!!
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 02:04 PM

haha! whoa that sucks!
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 03:29 PM

harharharharharrrrr~
i feel bad fer the big truck driver!

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Posted 06 December 2005 - 04:42 PM

repost
but funny
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 05:28 PM

Haha owned!
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 05:40 PM

hahaha.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 05:45 PM

lolz awwww wat a suckkish day
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:02 PM

LoL I've read this before, funny every time : )
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:03 PM

sucks for him
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:44 PM

LMAO

That sucks!

Now you know to not drink a strangers drink. But then again, why would you though? LOLS

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 03:49 PM

Repost?
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 04:13 PM

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 05:44 PM

lol, wat a loser! lol, the guy tat drank the poison. XD

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Posted 07 December 2005 - 07:48 PM

Reposted, but pwahaha, still get's to me.

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:52 AM

hmm..read this before...Still good though!
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 05:13 AM

haha, poor guy.
"Steal me, deal me, anyway you heal me
Maim me, tame me, you can never change me
Love me, like me, come ahead and fight me
Please me, tease me, go ahead and leave me"
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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:41 AM

lolz poor guy

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