Got this from an email and thought I'd share it.
Hope this is not a repost. ^^
MOTHERS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE
A Mother went to visit her son Kumar for dinner and found that Kumar had a girl by the name of Sunita for a housemate.
During the course of dinner, Kumar's mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's housemate was and the mother was suspicious of a possible relationship between the two.
Over the course of the evening while watching Kumar and Sunita interacted, the mother started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his housemate than met the eyes and this made the mother even more curious.
Reading his mother's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but I assure you, Sunita and I are just housemates".
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner that night, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll email her just to be sure".
So he sat down and wrote to his mother:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house. I'm not saying that you did not take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
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Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
Lesson to be learnt:
Don't Lie To Your Mother. She's Smarter Than You Think She Is.
Mothers Are Smarter Than You Think They Are :D
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:33 PM
oOoOoH! Hahaha, owned by your own mother. XD That's gotta suck. BUSTED! 
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:42 PM
HA ha ha!Smart mummy! 
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 10:46 PM
damn .. he got owned haha
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:45 AM
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
thats smart !!
thats smart !!
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:41 AM
Ahahaha!
Clever mom!
Clever mom!
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:48 AM
ROFL! That guy got owned baddd! 
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:23 AM
lol that's clever
HAHAHA XD
BUSTED.
HAHAHA XD
BUSTED.
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:49 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA mother know best lol
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 04:49 AM
Oh wow, what a trick that is!
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 12:23 PM
LOL nice trick
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:09 PM
Oh he busted.
That for lieing to your mom haha
That for lieing to your mom haha
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:15 PM
ahaaha!! thats one smart mom!!
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 02:54 PM
wow the mom's pretty clever
that's what he gets for lying to his mom
that's what he gets for lying to his mom
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 03:09 PM
haha owned ]:
hey...how would u know? maybe she slept on the couch ]:
hey...how would u know? maybe she slept on the couch ]:
