[malyenkijprints]

So, my roommate and I are on a small talk basis. We talk maybe once or twice a week--barely cutting anything deep. It has come to my surprise (and I mean surprise, because this fella is not the best lookin' lion in the safari) that he has somewhat of a harem, now.
Usually--roommates talk about having girls over and such, so that any discomfort is eliminated--well, we didn't really do that.

Not that I *mind* that much, it is just insulting how often he does this. I would say around 4 times a week with about three different girls. Jesus, he isn't even that attractive. The most annoying part is the noises.

Just now I heard some strange sound which I may believe to be the splatter-squirt of lube.
There have been nights where I have walked up to the vanity mirror in the middle of the room and thought I saw a ghost. (I did not have glasses on) But, to my demise, it was only a naked girl riding my roommate. Lawd, she was a whale. I mean... a beautifully curvaceous girl.
There have been many a time where I just walk in on it and laugh. I laugh at it a lot.

Laugh laugh laugh. And I do not bother with confronting him with this now because there is only 3 1/2 weeks left. Who cares?

But really, how much respect do you have to have in order to inform your roommate when these things are going to come up--or at least have the gentleman-like mannerisms to go to the bathroom or find a bush. Goodness!

[Melitus]

Luckily the room are divided, i don't think I can handle such things if i we're to shared a room with somebody else...
I think you should get him back by getting yourself a beautiful curvioiuus women...

[Kang1004]

well if it bothers you that he brings so many girls in...and that you can't talk to him about it...maybe him too can't talk to you about it...

So if it bothers you maybe you should just go talk to him about it. in a way even if he likes voluptuous girls a lot, I dont see what's the problem there...since you can't speak to him it is understandable that he feels the same...

[love]

hahaha.. beautifully curvaceous girl.

wow. what an inconsiderate roommate. well at least like you said you only have to endure it for 3.5 more weeks.

[malyenkijprints]

Haha, I think I will bring my girlfriend over for a mock session, in revenge.

[Kang1004]

hahah would be funny if he comes and complain haha

[aaandy]

Sounds like you need to get laid dude.

[malyenkijprints]

Sounds like you need to get laid dude.

I'm sorry, I do not really enjoy listening to the smack of vaginal mucous and lubricated Richard at 2 in the morning when I have a class at 8. It is not a question of whether I need to get laid or not. It is a question of respect. ;D

[aaandy]

I was joking however, you want respect from your roommate yet here you are talking trash behind his back... hmmm

enjoy your late nights

[borkborkbork]

I love how you just laugh at them.

Maybe ask to join in?

[bonbons]

freak him out..
ask to join XDDD

[itrayya]

shoot, he doesnt have to be good looking.
booty is enough for some people.

but good, 3 weeks left.
you can do it.
hang in there!
good luck.
take care.

[thermopyle]

videotape the fudger. sell dvd. 'Richard Rides the Whales - A Frightening Look at Their Mating Habits'.

Your roommate probably gets some thrill doing those 'licious girls while you're trying to sleep. Even if they're whales. That's kind of sick if you think about it. Ride out the next 3 weeks dude, good luck. Invest in some good ear muffs if you're still gonna have roommates after him. haha