A Man Comes Home Early From Work and finds his wife naked and panting on the bed...
#1
Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:17 PM
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife naked and panting on the bed. he asks her what is wrong, and she tells him she is having a heart attack. He rushes to the phone, but just before he dials, his son runs up to him and says, "Dad, uncle Mike is in your wardrobe and he has no clothes on". He rushes upstairs, throws open the wardrobe door, and sure enough, there is his brother naked..
"What kind of man are you?, he shouts at his brother, "my wife is having a heart attack, and you are running around naked scaring the kids".
#2
Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:21 PM
Wow. What a dumb---. xD Hahahaha
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#4
Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:39 PM
#5
Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:43 PM
What a poor and innocent fella.
#8
Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:14 PM
#11
Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:03 AM
hope his wife really did get a heart attack!! maybe...i wish it?
#13
Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:39 AM
What an innocent dude` there.
Pity him though.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 03:43 PM
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 04:06 PM
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 05:32 PM
#19
Posted 29 April 2008 - 10:55 PM
#20
Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:08 PM
gave me a good chuckle though




































