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A Man Comes Home Early From Work and finds his wife naked and panting on the bed...

#1 User is offline   魚燕往返 

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Post icon  Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:17 PM

Saw this on yahoo answers and thought it was pretty funny.. LOL


A man comes home early from work and finds his wife naked and panting on the bed. he asks her what is wrong, and she tells him she is having a heart attack. He rushes to the phone, but just before he dials, his son runs up to him and says, "Dad, uncle Mike is in your wardrobe and he has no clothes on". He rushes upstairs, throws open the wardrobe door, and sure enough, there is his brother naked..
"What kind of man are you?, he shouts at his brother, "my wife is having a heart attack, and you are running around naked scaring the kids".
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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:21 PM


Wow. What a dumb---. xD Hahahaha

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:30 PM

oh man. innocent man >o<
poor guy.

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:39 PM

omg! Atleast we know he's a responsible husband
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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:43 PM

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LOL! Oh dear...
What a poor and innocent fella.

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And kissed whoever was sitting there.

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 08:43 PM

Sounds like something Homer Simpson would say =D.
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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:06 PM

lmao -________________-''
stupid man..
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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:14 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!!!!! HAHAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY, BUT HE'S SO STUPID!!! THEY ARE BOTH NAKED, DUHH! I guess he trusted his wife too much.. that's just so sad.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 10:21 AM

Hahahahaha.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:01 AM

gosh, is her husband really that slow? ROTFL laugh.gif

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:03 AM

i feel bad for the guy ]:
hope his wife really did get a heart attack!! maybe...i wish it?
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:13 AM

Aww, what a caring husband tongue.gif

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:39 AM

ROFL!
What an innocent dude` there.
Pity him though.

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 03:27 PM

Hahaha, that dude is too innocent.
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 03:43 PM

aww what a nice husband haha BAD UNCLE & WIFE!
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 04:06 PM

lol..what a nice husband :]
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 04:50 PM

Awww he's such a sweet and innocent husband ^^

LOL... his brother and his wife are just..........

haha but it was a funny joke though LOLOL thanks for sharing!
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 05:32 PM

Poor husband D: He's getting cheated on and all he does is care about his wife ;-;

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 10:55 PM

Hahahaha, oh wow. He just did not think at that moment, did he?
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Posted 29 April 2008 - 11:08 PM

lol.. that was a little stupid. haha.
gave me a good chuckle though smile.gif
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