For Women Only
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 07:48 PM
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
我不会再相信爱情了。这样你满意了吧？
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:48 PM
First!
LOL. that's hecka cute.
And TRUE!
Well, mostly. x] i'm kinda hard to please..and easy to please.
LOL. that's hecka cute.
And TRUE!
Well, mostly. x] i'm kinda hard to please..and easy to please.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 09:53 PM
PUHAHAAHAHHAHAA OMG HOW CLEVER PUAAHAHAHA XD
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 09:56 PM
HAHAHAA!
That's so cute xD
I guess it's true to an extent ^^
That's so cute xD
I guess it's true to an extent ^^
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 11:04 PM
psh.
i would've stopped at tall and handsome.
lol
i would've stopped at tall and handsome.
lol
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:26 AM
LMAO!
I would've have stopped at the 4th floor though.
But if I went in and the men aren't that great, I would've climbed one more level.
Ahahha, but that's rather true.
I would've have stopped at the 4th floor though.
But if I went in and the men aren't that great, I would've climbed one more level.
Ahahha, but that's rather true.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 01:34 AM
ahah yerh it is true to an extent. actually i'm not that to please.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 04:01 AM
lol. i think ive read this somewhere
but still funny
but still funny
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:37 AM
Hahaha! I don't find that true, but I do think it's hilarious 
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 06:58 AM
LOL... it's not that there's nothing that can please women, most of us has our standards and know what we want. No one want to settle for less - at least i hope so.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:14 AM
wow, I might not say it's all true but it is funny~ XD
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:07 AM
Even if you were to go with tall and handsome, I know I would have wondered what was on the next floor.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:34 AM
OMG, yes...curiousity wins!
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 01:02 PM
That was funny. I kinda guessed that there was something wrong when there is one last floor when the men were already perfect. I'm pretty smart. 
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 03:27 PM
I read a different verison before. 
So sad.
So sad.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 03:41 PM
lol...as i was reading, i knew something like the last part would
happen =P
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:19 PM
haha i read this before..so true lol ungrateful women
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:34 PM
xD read this before
but its so funny haha xD
greedy!
but its so funny haha xD
greedy!
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