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#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:16 PM

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from West Virginia, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:23 PM

lol^ hahahahaha
poor man
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:42 AM

LOL!!! nice joke =)
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:09 AM

That literally made me laugh out loud XD XD

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:51 AM

ahahahaha
some fool he is
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:54 AM

hahahahaha
you made me laugh!!!
having picture taken LOL. what a classic
 

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:24 AM

LOLOL. Having his picture taken. Hahah, that's hilarious.
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:27 AM

haha..lol..but a bit sad though..
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:52 AM

o__O wow thats so sad hahaha
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 10:11 AM

LMAO!!! haha xDD poor guy... tsk xPP
say cheese and die lol
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 11:57 AM

i laughed at that
really stupid but really funny
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:48 PM

"He thought he was having his picture taken."
I felt sorry for the redneck guy laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 01:18 PM

awww poor guy haha------------

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 03:43 PM

Died on lighting and thought he was gonna be in the local news paper tomorrow morning. smile.gif

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 03:54 PM

ahahahahahaha, what a shame!
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 04:03 PM

LMAO poor guy.As least he died laughing.
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:12 PM

PUAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was pretty ... interesting =D
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 11:47 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHS poor guy xDD

cute joke though LOL xD
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Posted 05 May 2008 - 11:32 AM

Awwwww bless him lol
Cute joke, made me smile
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 10:31 AM

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"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from West Virginia, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."





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