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Three Guys This is a joke....don't take it serious

#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:23 PM

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern
and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is
three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:24 PM

lol. hahahaha pretty clever huh
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:22 AM

O.O ...now its a massive swimming pool fill with bodies and watever else was in it...
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 02:34 AM

THAT WAS MEAN NOT FUNNY!
that was like a mass murder not all muslims are terrorist
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:39 AM

ouch

ruined the joke, it's not meant to be racist, like if you called an asian small eyed, you'd expect them to be offended, but asians might say they have small eyes anyway >___>"
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:46 AM

woosh!
everyone's gna drown!
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 05:58 AM

lol.
poor osama, his walls and people wont survive
 

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 06:48 AM

O_______O

That's cleaver...

But that's pretty mean >.<
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 07:31 AM

Mean and clever...................................haha
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:06 AM

Wow that's just...........O__O.

One's trying to protect his family's bowl and another trying to protect his nation,ppl and religion. >_<;
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:53 AM

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whoa that's pretty mean lol
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 10:09 AM

I don't really get it... cause I'm not laughing.... o_____o;;... Err thanks for sharing anyways? x_X
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:41 PM

i didnt think it was all that clever. i thought it was just plain mean.
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:45 PM

LOL, that is so smart of the engineer, but they are usually smart in the first place..haha poor Osama xD


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Posted 04 May 2008 - 01:21 PM

lol poor osama

that was a pretty cute joke
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 03:43 PM

Didn't the American already use his wish...? "Please tell me more about this."
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 03:53 PM

.....poor osama, *sigh*
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 04:04 PM

That kinda mean but it clever haha.
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 04:32 PM

hehee, thats so racist x[
but....in all practicality, if he filled it up with water, wouldnt people just float to the top and climb over? >.<
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 04:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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