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About Men... Just a joke, please don't take it seriously guys! xDD

#1 User is offline   Vagabond. 

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 02:55 AM

Once again, I found this in an email!
Hope you enjoy reading it, and I hope it doesn't offend anyone!



1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...... Bananas ..... . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..... Weather ..... . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like..... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.



Hope this made you smile somehow!

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 06:19 AM

lol, thats so funny. sum of them r true 4 sum guys


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Posted 14 May 2008 - 06:28 AM

hahah..i just cracked up! XD
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 08:51 AM

AHA.
Aww xD That was funny hehe xD

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:11 AM

Gah all these sexual innuendo jokes =/

But I did like 12 and 13 smile.gif
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:17 AM

ahahahahaha, thanks for sharing.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 10:39 AM

lol, i like number 11! xD
there are t-shirts about number 12 for sure. xD hahahaha
these are pretty good. ^^
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 10:47 AM

haha those are funny ^^
loved number 7 XD
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 11:23 AM

LOL so clever
the last one was ummm not so politically correct
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 12:10 PM

LOL wow... haha that made my laugh ^^;;
thanks for sharing!
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 12:21 PM

weather sounds just like them.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 01:38 PM

lmao!!ahaha it makes so much sense now!

i think all of them a true.ahhaa.i'm so mean. sorry to u guys out there!!

it's ok i'm a girl and girls have their downfalls too.
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 01:46 PM

lol, most of them are so true how men are...happy.gif

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 02:03 PM

lol
some are these are really true haha

its ok boys.
girls have lots of faults too ^^
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 02:33 PM

LOLOL. I just cracked up so badly. Hahaha
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 05:57 PM

Haha these are all pretty funny except for the last one O___O
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 10:42 PM

YES YES HOW TRUE! XD
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 08:17 AM

omg those are so true XDD
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 08:27 AM

lol laxatives o_0 lol at parking spots!!!
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Posted 15 May 2008 - 06:40 PM

LOL. I especially like the last one. (:
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