Posted 15 May 2008 - 03:36 AM
Because I am so utterly crazy and curious, I went searching around on google and I found a longer version.
The Kingdom of Kay Oss
Once upon a time in the land of Serenity, there ruled a king called Kay Oss. The king craved approval. More than anything else, he wanted to be liked by all of his people.
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Wzs thx kvng whq wzntxd tq bx lvkxd by xvxryqnx a gqqd nzturxd rulxr? Qr wzs hx mxrxly fqqlhzrty? Only tvmx wquld txll.
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This should help because more words = more clues? XD
Actually. I think not. T-T They seem to be the same letters and stuff.
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One day upon a time in the land of Serenity, there lived a king called Kay Oss. The kind craved approval. More than anything else, he wanted to be liked by all of his people.
So onE day, thE benevolent despot decided that the best way to be liked was to free his people from the sweat and toil of work. He decreed that no one in Serenity would ever again be held accountable for their endeavours.
All of the workers rested from their daily labours. “Bless the King, the exclaimed! The farmers didn’t harvest the crops. The King’s army disbanded. All of the merchants in the kingdom went on an extended vacation to the Far East. The shop owners hung signs on their doors that said. “Gone Fishing Indefinitely”
Even the jesters, who provide a welcome respite from the formalities of the kind’s court, stopped clowning around around. The king’s knights, who were very wise, did not want to act agains the king’s wishes. So they put their shining armour in storage and dismantles the round table. “At least there will be no more boring meetings,” they sighed with rekiefe.
Was the king who wanted to be like by everyone a good natured ruler? Or was he merely foolharty? Only time would tell.
As time when on, Serenity changed its name to Aneiety. There was total disorder and confusion in the kingdom, and it looked like this: DAMMIT I DONT KNOW.
It's confusing because some of the letters should stay the way they are. Serenity is supposed to change to Anxiety...