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An Italian Girl Don't mess with females

#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 10:42 PM

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey,
how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for a few months to see
if it is a girl!!!"

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent!

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#2 User is offline   ohmylollipop 

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 11:04 PM

roflmao, the husband just got owned

"If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever"
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#3 User is offline   hungrycollegeboy 

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 11:18 PM

Oh wow...

The guy got pwned big time!

thnx for sharing!
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#4 User is offline   YeXing 

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Posted 15 May 2008 - 11:36 PM

OMG! That was so funny! SHocking ^^ But yes we are dangerously smart. ^^
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#5 User is offline   ludanmei 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 12:27 AM

bahahahaa!!!
that was serious pwnage.
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#6 User is offline   Cinthialuv 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 12:45 AM

LOL well, he gets what he asked for hahaha
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#7 User is offline   Absinthe. 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:20 AM

Dam...haha, that was really smart.
大切な思い出
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:21 AM

the husband got it coming! hahaha
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#9 User is offline   ice_princess09 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:23 AM

LOL! OWNED! very smart woman... laugh.gif

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 05:39 AM

LMAO! PWNEDDD!! LOLLLLLLL xDDD smart woman hahahaha !

thanks for sharing ^^
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 06:02 AM

The husband got owned but he deserved it.
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#12 User is offline   A.C. 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 06:19 AM

First I was like 'huh?'
But now...
OMG! He totally got owned

“I can’t forget” was a lie and the truth is that, “I don’t want to forget.”

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#13 User is offline   rayna 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 06:51 AM

oh my! hahaaha smart woman! that would have been pretty funny in real life~
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#14 User is offline   captivation 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 07:35 AM

LOL!

Can you say owned? xD

Very clever woman ^^
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:16 AM

lol she had plenty of time to come up with a come back.

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:31 AM

ooooooo burnnnnn!
wow I wanna see the husband's expression after hearing his wife's response.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:43 AM

hahhaaaaaaa the husband's retarded x]
that was a hella good comeback though kekekekke
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 11:55 AM

OWNEDDD
haha that was smart i didn't expect that
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:05 PM

She totally pwned him hahaha

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:10 PM

LOLOLOL. how shocking! The husband just got owned.
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