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Would You Remarry. random funny story

#1 User is offline   thesassygirl2 

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 09:42 AM

i meant to type google.com in my browser but accidentally wrote goog.com.... and strangely this was posted on the page:



Would You Remarry

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"

"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.

"Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband.

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.

"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.

"I see," said the wife indignantly." And would you let her wear my old clothes?"

"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 10:37 AM

LOLLL!! HAHAHHA THAT'S SO FUNNY ROFLLL XDDDD!

Omg haha the husband is so stupid xP

thanks for sharing! ;D
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:58 PM

hahahahahahahahaha stupid husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:13 PM

AHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:43 PM

LOL.
This has been posted before but
its still friggen funny =DDD
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 02:47 PM

I was literally like ohmy.gif
and the funny thing is that I've heard this before XD
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 03:05 PM

haha XDD
omgg all along stupid husband XD
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 04:49 AM

the husband would be like "oops :-x"
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 05:15 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA! Caught!!
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 01:57 PM

lmao!!ahahaha so hes cheating on her?lmao!!

ahah she got him!!lol
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:29 PM

ahahahahaha, love the last line, he so exposed himself.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:00 PM

lmfaooooo.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:29 PM

LOL
he should have just kept his mouth shut. haha
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 10:48 PM

lmaoooooo
That's sort of cute in a way ahahah
but oh boy, the husband's gonna have trouble talking his way out of this one

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Posted 31 May 2008 - 05:56 AM

tsk tsk ROFLMAO so busted >_<
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 05:58 AM

lol he is truely stoopid tongue.gif ahahha i reckon the wife wud beat him wit the golf club rly soon xD
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 06:40 AM

OMG!
I think the husband's stupid and dumb! LOL!
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 06:47 AM

haha that's hilarious. ouch for the wife
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 07:39 AM

why would the wife ask her husband in the first place? hahaha
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 08:50 AM

HAHA what a stupid husband.. but honest lol
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