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#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:23 AM

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A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"


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Posted 20 May 2008 - 08:29 AM

LOL perverted parrotss!!!
sad sad sad xD
i wonder wat the priest will say...
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 09:44 AM

Lmao. That was funny/cute. xD

Pervy parrots! xD


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Posted 20 May 2008 - 12:33 PM

ROFL!!!!!! OMGSH HAHAHAHA

Perverted parrots!!! xDD

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 12:53 PM

xDD sigh those parrots r perverted.
no wonder the two male parrots seemed so obedient...
the priest prob told them that their prayers will be answered if they praise and worship
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 02:37 PM

lmfao!!ahahahah thats so funny!!

the male parrots are so perverted.ahaha. the priest thinks they're saints.lol
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 03:49 PM

haha
wowwww perverted parrots!! LOL

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:08 PM

LOLOLOLL. I love your posts. They make me laugh so hard XD
But wow, pervy parrots XD
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 06:20 PM

hahahah who ever thought parrots were perverts? XD
i do now XDDDDD

nice joke!
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 06:46 PM

LMAOSS??
hahahaha horny parrots @_@
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 06:54 PM

hahaha perverted parrots!
no wonder they were praying. lol

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 10:27 PM

lmao very nice xD
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 05:03 AM

i think i heard a smiliar one

but the ending here is different

lol...those birds....tsk tsk tsk
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 05:11 AM

ROFLMAO

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:50 AM

i was like woaaah. hahahaha. pervy parrots in deed.
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 02:47 PM

LOL. I was never fond of parrots..
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 10:42 PM

PERVY PARROTSSSS
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lol i cant imagine how the priest will react...LOl



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Posted 25 May 2008 - 04:51 AM

pervy parrots xD
shouldn't be saying that
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 07:32 AM

ROFL!
That was cute but perverted.
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 08:50 AM

LMFAO! XDDDD

Wow, all that work for nothing.
Poor priest. xD
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