<@Nosferatu> Sensitive men do exist...
<@Nosferatu> A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
<@Nosferatu> leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
<@Nosferatu> bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of
<@Nosferatu> cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
<@Nosferatu> medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
<@Nosferatu> the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would
<@Nosferatu> have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but
<@Nosferatu> she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by
<@Nosferatu> his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
<@Nosferatu> other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
<@Nosferatu> After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
<@Nosferatu> there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and she asks,
<@Nosferatu> smiling, "Well, how was it?"
<@Nosferatu> The guy says:
<@Nosferatu> "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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Sensitive Men Do Exist... may be a old joke - delete if repost
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 10:13 PM
LOL!!!!! from the bottom shelf -______- poor woman 
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 10:27 PM
oh mannnnn poor woman lol
that was kinda mean of the dude...
that was kinda mean of the dude...
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 10:48 PM
LOL... that poor woman. oh well...at least she gets a teddy bear
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 11:32 PM
ahaha that's cruel.
sucks for the woman
sucks for the woman
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 11:39 PM
LMAO!
That sucks for the woman.
The man's so mean.
That sucks for the woman.
The man's so mean.
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Posted 01 June 2008 - 03:18 AM
OMG what a loser man, seriously
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Posted 01 June 2008 - 06:50 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! nice poor woman.
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Posted 01 June 2008 - 08:03 AM
Bottom shelf? Aww. Poor woman.
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Posted 01 June 2008 - 10:05 AM
ahahah i get it!!aww...poor lady
just got insulted by a man in a non-direct way. but ouch. i just have one thing to say.
she just got pwned!!ahahah i'm mean. i take it back.
just got insulted by a man in a non-direct way. but ouch. i just have one thing to say.
she just got pwned!!ahahah i'm mean. i take it back.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 07:32 PM
ahahah.. lol
sucks to be her.. "from the bottom shelf"
sucks to be her.. "from the bottom shelf"
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 11:53 PM
that was mean of him. 'bottom shelf'
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! omg thats awesome* DIES*
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 09:02 AM
i woulda been like oh heck nah, then i would grab all the ones on the top shelf and run
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 06:31 PM
I WANNA TRY! 
ROFL. jaykay! joking. haha.
That's so mean though. xD
ROFL. jaykay! joking. haha.
That's so mean though. xD
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Posted 03 June 2008 - 07:18 PM
Ohhh...BURNNN!!!
Bad sex = bottom shelf xDD
Bad sex = bottom shelf xDD
