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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

[youaremymusic]

haha thats funny and some/most of them my mom does say... thanks for sharing~

[xAdorableHero]

omg lmao! funny<33 haha ii laughed so much :]

[lub_kuri]

lmao
her mom taught her "everything"

[spiral_flare]

Hahahahhaha, these are very good.

I like the time travel one.

[halcyondays]

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."


25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

i thought those two were then funniest lol

[s3nsational]

AHAH~

that was funny!

I dont know why but I laughed at the lawn mower one ahah !

[Raix]

Is 25 meant to be sweet? Cause I just went "aww..."

I love 8 and 19. Some of them are so true.

[sushii]

i think these were already posted but it doesn't hurt to see them again

[minkiii]

hahaha. some of them my mom does she. especially the 'because i said so' haha.

[rayna]

mwhahahaha mothers rule!

[sagejin.]

HAHAHAH!!!
Wow, what a violent mother.
XD

This is nice.

Luckily my mom doesn't say those kinds of things to me.

[eternal_bliss]

Funny but wasn't this posted before?

It was titled '25 Thing My Mother Taught Me'.

But it's still funny!

Alice

[lovejyk]

LOL at the circle of life. These are hilarious. I know for a fact that my mom has said atleast half of these to me in my lifetime

[lilo_azn_gurl]

wow!!! my mom says some of those!!!

[MOOVERDOSE]

Funny but wasn't this posted before?

It was titled '25 Thing My Mother Taught Me'.

But it's still funny!

Alice

Yeah, I think is a repost.

My favourite one is still # 8!!

[aznshorty]

i think i saw this before. yea. it's a repost, but it's still funny!^^

cuz it's so true. i mean, my mom taught me this stuff too.jk. i wish though.lol

[yuiyean]

They're true...*depressed* ...aww Mom I did not know you're such a great teacher.

[♥Love♥]

TYPICAL ASIAN PARENTS !!!!!!!!!!!