[eternal_bliss]

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they
grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared
with anyone, not even each other.

The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for
advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success
of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very
smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by
them."

"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as
often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to
him this seemed a workable solution.

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem
up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my
breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has
bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning
breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to
sleep in the same room with me."

Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight
out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The
key is, not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth. Not a
word," her mother affirmed. Well, she thought it was certainly worth
a try.

The loving couple were finally married in a beautiful ceremony.
Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual
socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well.
That is, until about six months later.

Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a start to find that
one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he
frantically searches the bed. This, of course, woke his bride and
without thinking, she immediately asks, "What on earth are you
doing?"

"Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've swallowed my sock!"


Alice

[mystified]

lolz.. her breath smells as bad as his feet?? nicee but is that possible in reality..

[xAdorableHero]

lol xDDDDDDDDDDDDd Omgosh ii hope this doesnt happen to any1

[HeartOnHerSleeve]

Ewww, that must be pretty foul-smelling feet/breath.

[s3nsational]

^ my thoughts exactly! lol

its kinda sad if someones breath really smelled that bad...

[chinese tears <3]

Ewwww Dx Lolol, funny though. I wasn't expecting that.

[K-PopFighting]

YACK! Haha omg. Her breath must be baaad smelling x]
And the feet too LOLS.
Thanks for sharing!

[blueserin]

HAHAHHAHA omg super didnt expect that

[saruuyri]

haha, I kinda expected that but it's still funny

[fiveplusohplusone]

ahahahaha that's a cute husband x)

[rayna]

hahahah lolz hahahah lolz hahahah lolz hahahah lolz hahahah lolz hahahah lolz hahahah lolz

[meilove]

hahaha awww poor couple
danggg what a stinky couple too

[aznshorty]

eww...her breath smells that bad?i just thought she was exaggerating.

now i know that it smells like his feet...which is bad.

[OMGawz]

rofl. That must've been awkward. xD

[blahdee]

hahahahahaha that's hilarious!!
haha and sick at the same time. .___. that must be some stinky feet/breath!

[tiffanitrix]

ewww
thats some smelly breath there. haha
or smelly feet. i can't tell which... lol

[bOy]

ahah what a corny joke ;;

[eliman]

hahaha lol!!! that must b some rank morning breath xD

[aleena]

lol.it must have been really awkward(X

[ling_ling]

LMFAO

"oh no! you've swallowed my sock"

hahahahahah

funny

cute secrets
altho i guess not so cute if it wer happening to me in rea life ¬_¬

haha but thanks for sharing!!!!!