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#1 User is offline   eternal_bliss 

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 11:49 AM

I'm just on a posting spree this week! I've been digging our all my chain mails.
Such fun to read. According to that, I'm suppose to have died a few hundred times already.

unsure.gif Maybe I'm not really alive....


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This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, found hung,
dangling loosely, ready for instant action.

It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at
the other. In use,it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes
slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it
is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession,
often quickly and accompanied my squirming bodily movements. Anyone
found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing
sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance,
some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening
and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have
ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest,
ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling
climax
Twice or three times a day, but often much less.






As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none
other......
Than your very own...........





Scroll down for the
answer..........



















.....TOOTHBRUSH.........


Did you have something else in mind?


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Posted 10 June 2008 - 11:50 AM

HAHA. that was hard. never would have thought of a toothbrush xP
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:29 PM

i thought of toothbrushh.. but it was only cuz i tried really hard not to think of dirty things xD
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 12:54 PM

I tried to guess this one but I couldn't.. haha. I kept picturing a painting brush, lmao.
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 01:16 PM

i read this before so i knew. but the FIRST time...man i'm corrupted =___=
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 01:32 PM

hahaha!!! wow!!! never would have guessed a toothbrush!!! nice
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 02:24 PM

Its always a toothbrush!!!!! fury.gif
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 02:31 PM

well, @ first the "P" word popped up, but getting to the part where " it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance,
some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening
and some of from its long glistening shaft."
the answer would have to be a TOOTHBRUSH thinking non-pervertingly...if that makes any sense.
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 03:50 PM

lol woooow, i actually got it right! i was like hmm... toothbrush? lol i tried to not think about the other thing. im so glad that i actually got it though.. maybe im not as corrupted as i thought haha
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Posted 10 June 2008 - 06:55 PM

since i'm a very corrupted person i was trying to think of something clean.

it was none other than a toothbrush!so proud!!^^
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 05:52 PM

"It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at
the other."

Why would the toothbrush have a hole?
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:07 PM

ahahaha i was thinking dirty in the beginning
but i got the answer in the end
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:14 PM

Actually, I thought it'd be a mop... LOL
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 07:49 AM

QUOTE (Chibiimoon @ Jun 11 2008, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at
the other."

Why would the toothbrush have a hole?


Look at the base of the 'clumps'. See a hole? How else would the 'clumps' stay in?


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Posted 12 June 2008 - 12:05 PM

X D hahahaha when I saw the cleaning thing I immediately thought about toothbrush

edit : this part : some of which will need cleaning

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 02:02 PM

Okay, I'm officially corrupted x_x
Lol, I couldn't help BUT think of the youknowwhat >_>
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 05:01 PM

HAH toothbrush

i knew it was gonna have me thinking of *ahem*

but then i strted thinking of like a washing thing... tongue.gif u used in a shower? hah loofer??
lmao


but a toothrbush?!??!?!?!?!
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Posted 12 June 2008 - 09:11 PM

HA! I knew that. laugh.gif

(But only because I read this before.)
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 05:46 AM

a toothbrush?LOL. i just scrolled down to the answer
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 03:18 PM

I got it right! It's a toothbrush!
But I had to think non pervertedly. Lol.
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