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Interpreting Employment Ads Looking for a job?

#1 User is offline   eternal_bliss 

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 08:29 AM

QUOTE
"Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying
less than our competitors.

"Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to
train you.

"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to
expect that you will dress up.

"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months
behind schedule on your first day.

"Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some
time each weekend.

"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you
around.

"Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality
control.

"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience"
- You will need to replace three people who just left.

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into
a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from
anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what
is going on.


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Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:06 AM

lmao!!ahaha yea, i would def. wanna work there...ok, maybe i wouldnt.
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 09:17 AM

LMAO! oh man! so good! i looove the last one!
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 11:41 AM

Oh gosh, hope that's not true lol!
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 01:13 PM

LMAO
love the last one

"Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into
a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from
anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what
is going on.

I dont feel like i want any of the jobs above hahahaha

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#6 User is offline   OMGawz 

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Posted 11 June 2008 - 03:36 PM

Now we all have a guide for the employment ads. xD

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 12:29 AM

So, this is what they really mean..
LOL

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 04:32 PM

hahahahaha

this is good
ill use this next time im looking for a job happy.gif

haha thanks for sharing!!
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