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#1 User is offline   triple_D 

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 10:26 AM

William and Mildred were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred objected, "William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."

"Mildred, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, William called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door. William opened it and Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.

"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.

William asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Candie laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."

William said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Candie came up behind William pointed slyly at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:12 AM

LOLOL poor Mildrid ^^;;;;;;;;;;
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:18 AM

LMFAO. The wife must have been pissedd. Hahaha
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:23 AM

i had to read that twice to understand it.....lol!!
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:25 AM

HAHAHA oh dang!
I would've slapped that girl.
I would have. goodness. [x
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:50 AM

Oh LMAO.
Poor Mildred :].

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 05:02 PM

damn i would slap that hoe in a heartbeat if i was mildred fury.gif
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 06:58 PM

LOL.
AHAHHAHAHA.
At least he's faithful?

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 07:01 PM

LOL Whoa...

I feel sorry for the wife >_<
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 07:04 PM

Poor thing ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 08:30 PM

lol, omg! The poor wife!
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 08:37 PM

what???????? i dont understand it lol
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 10:46 PM

poor wife....AWWW....
haha...worth $25 only..
Arthur may be a royal prick...
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:42 PM

i dont get it either ..
can someone explain please ?
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 11:52 PM

^ Basically.. the prostitute is saying she's better than Mildred.. and kind of like.. "I am worth $125 and you can only afford $25 (Mildred)" .. (Mildred's ugly in her eyes)
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 12:41 AM

ohh!! now i get it lolz.. :] ty
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 01:11 PM

Omigosh! That's so cruel!!
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 02:01 PM

lmao
poor mildred
but at least the husband's faithful...
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 02:21 PM

+.+ I'd slap that girl silly then go get a gun and shoot my face ..... lmaoo. kidddin. but i will slap that b.
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 09:24 PM

Hahahahahaha. Aw, poor Mildred!
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