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#1 User is offline   miika 

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Post icon  Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:52 PM

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia .

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
just you go ahead and finish your meal,Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .

'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!'
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:56 PM

ROFL ! hahahaha i would never have thought ... hahaha hilarious ! he should've checked earlier .. gross in a way .. but hahaha laugh.gif

thanks for sharing !

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:19 AM

L O L

mwahahahahahahaha!! poor guy.. laugh.gif

good one..

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:34 AM

lmao.. ew.. that's nasty if it was real yuck!
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:44 AM

ewwwwww!!!
hahaha.
fcukin' sick, dude.

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:44 AM

LOLOL!!!

EWWWW XDD that's gross lmao!

Thanks for sharing ^^v
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:49 AM

LOL!!!! that's pretty disgusting hahaha bt funny biggrin.gif
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 05:06 AM

*shivers* Ewlchh. That's not very appetizing. >_____< Thanks for sharing! happy.gif
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:40 AM

lmao that's gross laugh.gif
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:11 AM


thats quite... disgusting. unsure.gif
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:18 AM

ughh...
i didnt laugh :x
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:54 AM

lolol funny, gross and cute actually
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 11:37 AM

lmao!ahahaha i didnt even realize that until i stared at the joke again.lol.

eww...that's disgusting.haha
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 01:51 PM

ewwww... thats sick! who would let their dog lick their plates clean! thats disgusting! thats just nasty and wrong!

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 02:07 PM

ewwwwwwww tears.gif that;'s just grosss!!!
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 02:46 PM

LMFAO.
doggie salivaaa!
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 03:09 PM

LOL...poor dude...didnt expect that there's a dog involve...=P
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:30 PM

That is seriously disgusting.
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:33 PM

ewww blink.gif >< what a sly grandfather ahaha i kinda figured the dog
did it once the story got to the part where the dog appeared -_____-;;
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 07:12 PM

Ohhh!
I get it!
LOL
Poor guy!
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