Dirty Dishes
#1
Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:52 PM
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,'Are these plates clean?'
His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
just you go ahead and finish your meal,Sonny!'
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'
Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .
'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HERE ME!!!'
#2
Posted 17 June 2008 - 11:56 PM
thanks for sharing !

#3
Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:19 AM
mwahahahahahahaha!! poor guy..
good one..
#4
Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:34 AM
#7
Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:49 AM
#8
Posted 18 June 2008 - 05:06 AM
#11
Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:18 AM
i didnt laugh :x
nasty

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#13
Posted 18 June 2008 - 11:37 AM
eww...that's disgusting.haha
#14
Posted 18 June 2008 - 01:51 PM
hershey kisses
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#18
Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:30 PM
It's life.

#19
Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:33 PM
did it once the story got to the part where the dog appeared -_____-;;




































