[whiterainbowx]

Animal Quackers
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender snarls, "What'll you have?"

The duck says, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender spits and says "We don't have grapes here, we serve drinks, now get out!"

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve grapes here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, infuriated, pounds his fist on the bar and yells at the duck, "I told you two times we don't serve grapes here, we serve drinks! If you ask me that ONE MORE TIME I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"

With that, the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool and waddled out.

The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked, "Got any nails?"

The bartender, puzzled, said no.

The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any grapes?"

[Big_Bang]

yay I'm first . LOL, ahahahah, that was so cutee! what a funny duck. but also a pain in the beak! ^^

[jessecue]

well technically drinks r made of grapes....so all the bartender has to do is...here u go grape wine.....100% grape lol

[lulunotlemon*]

LOL this has been posted before but instead the duck did it all in 1 day and asked for something else ^^v

WAAAAA dis ducky is sooooooo cuteeeeee (: ``` !

[yooniceland]

i must be stupid because i dont get it ._.

[shl979]

lol, funny duck.

20 c h a r a c ? ? ?

[blueserin]

uhhhhhhhhhh? somebody explain please i dont get it

[aznshorty]

lmao!!ahaha that's so cute and funny.

that's smart though, ask the bartender if he has any nails b4 u ask him if he has any grapes.

just to be on the safe side.lol.how cute.

o, the bartender said that if the duck asks him if he has any grapes one more time, he'll nail his beak to the bar.

so, the next day he asks the bartender if he has any nails[that way he won't get nailed on the bar]

the bartender says no, so the duck asks if he has any grapes again cuz he knows that he won't get nailed to the bar.

hopefully u get it blueserin.

[Hershey Kisses]

thats so cute! he is one smart duck! :]

hershey kisses

[rayna]

oh ducky!! he should have also asked the bartender if he had a hammer....

[simplyalways]

lol..cute duck
i think someone already post this up
but it's still funny and cute..^^

[Raikiri]

LMAOOO!
Ducky sooo smart xDDD

[miika]

that is one cute duck, LOL
i can imagine it saying in a quaky voice..



"got any grapes?"

[korko]

Hahah! That was a cute joke!

[คุณริคคี]

well technically drinks r made of grapes....so all the bartender has to do is...here u go grape wine.....100% grape lol

Ahhahahaha

Wth.

That was random... but it's true though.

[bubblepeach]

Ahahaha that's very cute ^^
A duck. So random XDD

[vip_gd]

what a funny duck