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Satan And The 3 Men ~ Farting Time! 8D [a joke]

#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 04:43 AM

One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven...so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven.

So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell...

The second person, who happens to be a scientist, gave it a try. He asked Satan to prove a very difficult Science question involving quantum theory and Newton's law and watever sh*t in between. Once again Satan managed to answer correctly, so the man goes to Hell...*haiz* ..*sad*.. .

The last guy goes forward. He was a Engineer, so Satan laughed at him. Nontheless, he asked to be given a chair and an electric drill, and he was given those things. So he drilled five identical holes in a circle in the middle of the chair, sat on the chair and farted.

He asked Satan, "Which hole did I fart through?"

Satan examined the chair and measured the diameter of every hole. He turned the chair in everyway possible. Finally he said exasperated, "this hole", pointing to the fifth hole.

"Wrong!!...Haha. .I farted through my ASSH*LE!!!.. .. I go to Heaven!!!".....
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:41 AM

LOL. That was hella unexpected. XD
What a smartAS*. ;x
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:43 AM

LOL
Smart guy...sometime ppl think too hard on one simple question...
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:18 AM

I actually LAWLED this one!

Omigosh, too funny!!
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 12:04 PM

hahaaa
not hilarious, but made me smile

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 01:55 PM



ironic. O.o

that was funny. and sorta clever
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 03:45 PM

^ LMFAO!!

HAHAHA I FARTED THROUGH MY A.SSHOLE LOLOL!!!! SMART ^^

Thanks for sharing XD
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:33 PM

L M F A O!!!
that was freakin' hilarious!!

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:40 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH that was so funny.

Didn't expect that.
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 05:49 PM

LOL !! im going to tell my mom!!
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:24 PM

Lmfao.....
hilarious... I really laughed out loud. laugh.gif
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:27 PM

waaaah!!! lmao!! hahahahah! that was smart enough! hahahah! thanks for sharing! smile.gif
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:01 PM

kekekekeekeke good joke indeed....i was thinking all five...well technically he did but....yeah... happy.gif
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:05 PM

haha that was so clever & unexpected XD
proves that they can be smart too xD lol
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:06 PM

lmao!ahhaah what a smart engineer.lol.

i never would have thought of that. smarta.ss. i had a feeling the last dude would go to heaven, but not like that.lol.
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:10 PM

ROFL that's so clever! And lol @ green.tea.is.love's pic smile.gif

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 08:10 PM

LOL =] funny ><"
but why would they go to hell? sad.gif still dont get that..neeee
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 08:57 PM

lol
that was unexpected.
very clever..haha
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 09:11 PM

LOL!!!

VERY VERY CLEVER!!

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 07:47 AM

HAHAHA sucha smart Engineer lol
I would've thought Satan could answer that kinda qn lol
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