[dann]

ok peepz i gotz a reel dilemmas on my mind latezly

usually imma reel cleva fella nd got dis relationshipz thang down to a t but 4 sum reazon i needz all yall advice freal

plz no hatin, i dnt disprespect none yall so i expect da same

so anyway, i got dese 5 BANGING chix dat want some of diz and i ant complaning
imma real G nd i kno how 2 hdnle mah mamiiz cuz imma a true lovah extraordinairez namean son

so ok, all dese grlz luv me nd i lyke dem too, nd iz all good in da hood cuz dey dnt mind if i dte all 5 of em cuz dey luv me dat much..dey my hot mamiiz 4 LIFE!!

but no matta how HAPPII i amz nd wutnot...i dno how 2 be fair to all dem

cuz lyke i lyke dem 4 all diff reazons

u dink i shuud try 2B mo fair?
maybe cut it down 2 3 mamiiz?

i dno u tell me i dink imma lil 2 head ova heelz for dese sexii ladiez

edit: i put da poll up cuz it' ez-r

[PiffleSprite]

you should turn your interest to a dictionary or a spell check.
girls should be second to that.

[vegtansamtof]

Just pick one.

But I'm afraid that in this perfect world, that they may fight over you. Oh no.

[Brusky]

no offense, but if they're the kind of girls who would fall for someone who talks and thinks like you, i wouldn't choose any of them

in all seriousness though, if you care about any of them, you won't string them all along. pick one and forget the rest.

[dann]

nao da q iz...
who do u pik
da hawt, sexii 1
da sweet innocent 1
da freaky kinky 1
da pwetty elegant 1
or da 1 datz kinda uglee but iz koo

[vegtansamtof]

I don't think guys like you should be allowed to date!

[lshluvr]

^HAHAHA
Anyways, your writing gave me a headache...so I stopped reading
I'm guessing from the comments that you want to pick a girl. So....just pick one YOU like.

[ZWD]

Are you even in a position to be selective?

[asianami]

Why not just date all five of them at the same time and whoever lasts by the end of the date is yours?

[xjleex]

pik da ugli mamii, she mite be da one fer u

[Meenuh]

ok peepz i gotz a reel dilemmas on my mind latezly

usually imma reel cleva fella nd got dis relationshipz thang down to a t but 4 sum reazon i needz all yall advice freal

plz no hatin, i dnt disprespect none yall so i expect da same

so anyway, i got dese 5 BANGING chix dat want some of diz and i ant complaning
imma real G nd i kno how 2 hdnle mah mamiiz cuz imma a true lovah extraordinairez namean son

so ok, all dese grlz luv me nd i lyke dem too, nd iz all good in da hood cuz dey dnt mind if i dte all 5 of em cuz dey luv me dat much..dey my hot mamiiz 4 LIFE!!

but no matta how HAPPII i amz nd wutnot...i dno how 2 be fair to all dem

cuz lyke i lyke dem 4 all diff reazons

u dink i shuud try 2B mo fair?
maybe cut it down 2 3 mamiiz?

i dno u tell me i dink imma lil 2 head ova heelz for dese sexii ladiez

edit: i put da poll up cuz it' ez-r

Are you john teshing serious?

[xjleex]

^ hay dun judge.

plz no hatin, i dnt disprespect none yall so i expect da same

[imkbx]

ok peepz i gotz a reel dilemmas on my mind latezly

usually imma reel cleva fella nd got dis relationshipz thang down to a t but 4 sum reazon i needz all yall advice freal

plz no hatin, i dnt disprespect none yall so i expect da same

so anyway, i got dese 5 BANGING chix dat want some of diz and i ant complaning
imma real G nd i kno how 2 hdnle mah mamiiz cuz imma a true lovah extraordinairez namean son

so ok, all dese grlz luv me nd i lyke dem too, nd iz all good in da hood cuz dey dnt mind if i dte all 5 of em cuz dey luv me dat much..dey my hot mamiiz 4 LIFE!!

but no matta how HAPPII i amz nd wutnot...i dno how 2 be fair to all dem

cuz lyke i lyke dem 4 all diff reazons

u dink i shuud try 2B mo fair?
maybe cut it down 2 3 mamiiz?

i dno u tell me i dink imma lil 2 head ova heelz for dese sexii ladiez

edit: i put da poll up cuz it' ez-r

i actually had fun reading that. you are so full of yourself, but idk some girls like that. go john tucker on them and date all them - i mean, why not, right?




... sike, just pick one of them. keep the rest on speed dial. ya digg?

[Meenuh]

^ hay dun judge.

I'm not. I just asked if he was serious.

[minhcredible]

I didn't really understand the post. lool. I think it's because I don't speak your language, but gl with it dan. lol

[Azngel]

keep all 5

monday: da hawt, sexii 1
tuesday: da sweet innocent 1
wednesday: da freaky kinky 1
thursday: da pwetty elegant 1
friday: or da 1 datz kinda uglee but iz koo
saturday and sunday: rest and re-accumulate your sperm bank


dont feel guilty about playing all 5. if they are stupid enough to like a guy that types like you then they dont even deserve sympathy.

[fobsquad]

i actually had fun reading that. you are so full of yourself, but idk some girls like that. go john tucker on them and date all them - i mean, why not, right?




... sike, just pick one of them. keep the rest on speed dial. ya digg?

it's hard to keep the rest on speed dial, just in case the one you pick looksthrough your phone.

dan i think you just keep doing what you doing.
who cares if you're not fair to all of them.

they're being satisfied, and so are you. everyone's a winner.
why change something if it works?

[imkbx]

it's hard to keep the rest on speed dial, just in case the one you pick looksthrough your phone.

true. but he said "dey dnt mind if i dte all 5 of em cuz dey luv me dat much" so it wouldn't really matter anyway.


i think you should up your game to 7 girls or something. 5 is such an ugly number.

[xohprecious]

How about you divide them up amongst the week and find two more girls for Saturday and Sunday. I'm free on most Saturdays and iiM A s3xii mAmii ... Let me tell you.


/ sarcasm

[kawaiixgrl]

someone tell me this is a joke...
if you were a real mature man you would choose one. this isn't a dilemma, because people with a conscience knows not to use girls like that. Woman aren't dolls that you can take off the shelf and play with when you want to. Your with them because you LOVE them, and i'm pretty sure you don't "luv" theses "mamas"

guys that can't spell correctly and treat women that this disgust me.

i think it took more time for you to spell the way you do, then to actually spell correctly when you wrote this