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What Are The Most Lamest Jokes You've Ever Heard?

#1 bcgirl5549

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Post icon Posted 24 June 2008 - 05:33 PM

I was wondering what was the most dumbest joke you've ever heard?

One of the ones is my cousin who laughs SO hard when telling us this:

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. He walked into a metal bar instead of the actual place where you get drunk XD sorry hard to explain

Another one

Why did the duck cross the road? cause he was on quack!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 06:24 PM

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#3 คุณริคคี

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 06:33 PM

Yes they are rather lame...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it died.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:14 PM

ROFL XD its funny how I find myself laughing at them XDXDXDXDXDXD

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:07 PM

What does a gay horse eat?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

^ you have to say it like a stereotypical homo person

I laughed my butt off the first time i heard this joke!

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:11 PM

You end up laughing because they're so lame x3

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:41 AM

who's soulja boy's best friend?

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 08:15 AM

QUOTE (คุณร$ @ Jun 24 2008, 08:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it died.

My friend told me that and I was just =_______=
But then I started laughing since she's so silly.

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 08:18 AM

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 08:38 AM

What do you call a parakeet that doesn't get its crackers?

Polynomial!

(Poly no meal)

haha math jokes... ><

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 10:37 AM

QUOTE (hungrycollegeboy @ Jun 25 2008, 01:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What does a gay horse eat?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

^ you have to say it like a stereotypical homo person

I laughed my butt off the first time i heard this joke!

That must be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 11:32 AM

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 11:34 AM

QUOTE (bcgirl5549 @ Jun 24 2008, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why did the duck cross the road? cause he was on quack!

lmao this was kinda funny haha XD

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 11:37 AM

*rubs two quarters by the ear*
what am i doing?

listening to 50 cent.

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:20 PM

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle!

What is green lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A Girl Scout that got hit by a car ^^;;

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:37 PM

why is six afraid of seven?
cuz seven eight nine!

seven ate nine Xp

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 01:55 PM

QUOTE (คุณร$ @ Jun 24 2008, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yes they are rather lame...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it died.

LMAOOO ;D
I'm a sucker for lame jokes.

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 02:03 PM

it's sad how i laughed when i read these
what clothes does a house wear?

address!

a...dress...?

haha oh boy

#19 yoojini

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 02:12 PM

ROFLMAO at the 50 cent and dead monkey one for this very reason:

QUOTE (KAITOU KID. @ Jun 24 2008, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You end up laughing because they're so lame x3

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