There once was a chief that was constipated, he sat on the toilet and nothing came out. One day, he hears about a wise guy and tells his servant to ask the wise guy for help. The servant goes to the wise guy.
The wise guy says " What is wrong "
The servant replied " Big cheif no fart!"
The wise guy answers " Go buy 5 cans of beans for him and tell him to eat it"
So off the servant went, buying 5 cans of beans for the cheif.
Unfortunetly, it did not work for the cheif so the cheif sent the servant back to the wise guy
"big cheif no fart", says the servant
"Go buy 10 cans of beans for him and tell him to eat it"
So off the servant went, buying 10 cans of beans for the cheif.
Once again, it did not work for the cheif so the cheif sent the servant back to the wise guy
"big cheif no fart" says the servant
"WHAT? STILL NONE? Okay this time, buy 20 cans of beans and tell the cheif to eat them"
So off the servant went, buying 20 cans of beans for the cheif
The next day, the servant runs back to the wise guy
The wise guy says " What's wrong, not again"
The servant replies....
"BIG FART NO CHEIF"
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 10:13 PM
=O Did he explode? o.o scary...
so many cans of beans.... >.<
so many cans of beans.... >.<
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:07 PM
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The next day, the servant runs back to the cheif
The cheif says " What's wrong, not again"
The cheif says " What's wrong, not again"
this had confused me
but yeah, i got it
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:50 AM
i dont get it.. someone explain?
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:22 AM
It's chief.
The servant keeps saying big chief no fart. So the wise guy told him to eat beans to expel out the flatulence.
After eating so much beans, the servant said 'big fart no chief' because he did such a big fart that he exploded into pieces. That's why it's 'no chief'.
QUOTE (blueserin @ Jul 5 2008, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i dont get it.. someone explain?
The servant keeps saying big chief no fart. So the wise guy told him to eat beans to expel out the flatulence.
After eating so much beans, the servant said 'big fart no chief' because he did such a big fart that he exploded into pieces. That's why it's 'no chief'.
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 06:59 AM
Haha, yeah, typo.
No more chief? He should just go to the clinic instead XD.
No more chief? He should just go to the clinic instead XD.
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:13 AM
hahahahah i guess he exploded xD yeah i think chief was a typo or spelling mistake!
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:27 AM
LMAO!!ahahah so he exploded?lol
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