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#1 User is offline   miika 

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Post icon  Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:13 PM

St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention.

"Jesus, could you mind the gate while I do an errand?"

"Sure," replied Jesus. " What do I have to do?"

"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."

"Sounds easy enough. OK."

So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand.

The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus peered at the old man. " What did you do for a living?"

The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."

Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. " Did you have any family?"

"I had a son, but I lost him."

Jesus leaned forward some more. " Your son - Can you tell me about him?

"He had holes in his hands and feet."

Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, " Father?"

The old man leaned forward and whispered, " Pinocchio?"
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:16 PM

LOLZ
that's funnnnnie
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:19 PM

Hm.. I'm not sure if I get it. Anyone explain? ph34r.gif
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:23 PM

LOL.

Jesus' earthly father was Joseph, a carpenter.
And Jesus died while nailed to the cross, hence the holes in His hand and feet.
Thus, He thought that the dude was His dad cause technically, Joseph "lost" his son.

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 11:58 PM

LOL!

HAHAHAHAHHAZ!

XD!

"Pinocchio?"

omg omg omg!
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:44 AM

GAHH!!! HAHA, I cracked so hard, at first I didn't get it, but got it after a while! Funny!
Thanks for sharing, ahah, funny carpenter. XD.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:46 AM

i got it only after reading someone's reply.
LOL damn funnnny funny

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:31 AM

lmao!!ahahaha i get it w/o the help of anyone.

so proud.[stop ebing cocky]grrr..

but anyways, that's funny!!^^
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:08 AM

Awwwww :'[
Poor carpenter
hahaha.

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Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, " Father?"

The old man leaned forward and whispered, " Pinocchio?"

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:23 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i had to read it twice HAHHAA
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:50 PM

LMAO! Oh wow...I love this joke. It made my day. biggrin.gif

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:05 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH XD
Aww, that was a cute joke~ >< But yes, this made sense!
What a smart joke XD
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 06:16 PM

LOL THAT WAS SO CUTE. "pinocchio?" LOL

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 05:03 AM

hahahahahahhaahaha
Jesus is so cute XD
i miss watching Pinocchio

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 08:12 AM

haha
that's so cute..
'father?'
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 08:15 AM

LMFAOOOOOO. i find that so funny for some reason x:
lolol big difference there X:
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 09:12 PM

O.O Pinocchio? was that supposed to be a random name? o.O that part threw me off for some reason >.<


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Posted 06 July 2008 - 09:16 PM

ahahahahahahaha!!!!
thats cute XD

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 10:17 PM

rotflmao that made me laugh xD

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Posted 08 July 2008 - 01:10 PM

lol! i got it after i had to think about it; but that's a good one :]
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