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Mental Hospital ahahs! [A Joke~~]

#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:39 AM

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A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day.

At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to any patient who could open the door.

There was a mad rush for the door with the patients scratching a clawing at the door and the handle.

The doctors were disappointed, until they noticed a single patient who remained in his chair and was quietly chuckling to himself as he watched his fellow patients.

Encouraged that at least one patient could be discharged today, the doctors asked him why he wasn't trying to open the door.

The patient, who could no longer contain his laughter, shouted, "I've got the key!"

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:26 AM

lmao!! ahhaah i heard this b4. i think it was posted already.
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:03 PM

rofl. rofl. rofl.
that's so funny. hahahahahahahahaha
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 06:21 PM

lol! ahhahahahahh! really needed that!
that patient is extra special wink.gif
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:53 PM

hahah omg hahahaha
thats made me laugh
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 03:55 AM

LOL!
tht's was funny!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:42 AM

hahahah i've heard a similar one before..
but with an imaginary swimming pool
the one guy states that he forgot his swimmers T.T" lol

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 03:10 PM

Were the patients little kids or adults with the mental age of a 8 year old? Cuz I don't think I'd fight people for an ice cream cone. >_>




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#9 User is offline   L.Li-style 

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 03:44 PM

this has already been posted.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:28 PM

lmfaaaaaaao made me laugh so hard haha
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:09 PM

ahahaha i guess no one is gettting discharged now x]
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:29 PM

LOL HE SAID I GOT THE KEY HAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
At least he's not that dangerous, he's the calm one!! XD

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drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream to any patient who could open the door.


^ omg pure torture LOL
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 11:46 PM

that guy needs A LOT of help...lol
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 12:07 AM

this one's already posted before..
ahahaz, it's still cute~
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 12:36 AM

LOL! I love this kind of joke


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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:07 PM

Hahaahaha, I think he's the really special one! wink.gif
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Posted 31 July 2008 - 03:29 PM

LOL. It does sound familiar, but that' funny (:
Thanks for sharing.
I missed your jokes xD
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 12:23 AM

hahahaah damnn
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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:50 AM

ahauha very funny.. I thought he would give another answer
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Posted 05 August 2008 - 06:56 AM

LOLS!
gosh.they should make a bigger mental hospital thenxD
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