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#1 User is offline   fawkes08 

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:14 PM

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. Hurry! she said to her lover, stand in the corner. She then quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. Dont move until I tell you to, she whispered. Just pretend youre a statue.

Whats this, honey? the husband inquired as he entered the room. Oh, its just a statue, she replied nonchalantly. The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too.

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

Here, he said to the statue, eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water.




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Posted 05 July 2008 - 03:47 PM

OMG. hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.

That's a good one, but so sad.. clueless people ><

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:31 PM

hahahaha...
thats funny..
the husband is quite smart...
the wife...hahahah
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:05 PM

hemmm... funny but i'm not laughing


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Posted 05 July 2008 - 10:32 PM

hahahah thats funny
she sso dumb.
and i dont know what to say about him
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:30 PM

lmao!!ahahaha stupid wife.lol. smart husband though^^
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:40 PM

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:46 PM

Hahaha, what a smart husband :]. & a stupid wife -- why would she even think of that?
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 04:56 PM


lmaoo. that was funny
that husband sure is smart :]
& the wife.. hahahah . x]
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 05:04 PM

lol, she must've learnt it from mrs smith...

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 10:37 AM

Erm...i dun really understand it actually..


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Posted 07 July 2008 - 12:00 PM

^ Yeahhhhh i dont understand it either O_O why is the husband smart? someone please explain for us slow people -__-
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Posted 07 July 2008 - 12:49 PM

the 'statue' at the other house was actually the husband -.-;;
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