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ATM Machine

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

[BBShine]

LULZ BWHAHAHA High-larious.

[dinosaw]

Haha female drivers these days

[Freshh]

wow is this from a real ATM machine?

[NEYUGN93]

LOLs 27 steps to use an atm machine T.T ahahahas

[lovablekrnstar63]

wow..
what if they're an ..
an ASIAN woman driver?!

[EHNerJI]

^ lmfao xDD
ahhh so funny ~ i guess the women don't drive well XD

[aznshorty]

lmao!!ahaaha.

thatd be funny if it was an azn woman.[lovablekrnstar63]

[akirou]

haha its so sad but so true

[hungrycollegeboy]

LOL!!! No wonder women take such a long time to withdraw money from Bank of America's drive-thru atm.

[weee: )]

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.


hahahhaha that's me every single time. i always forget which way is the right way to insert the card, and i don't understand how people can use the atm machines without opening the car door!!! maybe it's because my car is sooo tiny and low..(or maybe it's cuz im a bad driver )

[vyn.]

Aha. Funny. xD

This so works for my parents.
Well except for the make up part, my mom doesnt wear it but the car one xD. Ahah. Man. xD

[xiuieee]

omg, if you do one about procedures in the bathroom

the guys would hav like 5 steps and the girls would hav like 30

.....big responsibility to be a girl ehs?

[Ewwitsher]

haha man that actually somewhat true from what i've seen

[<3Jaejoong]

wow..
what if they're an ..
an ASIAN woman driver?!

iwas thinking that too lol

[eRzzie]

lols are we really that complicated? hahaha

[blueserin]

god, so complicated!! just for using atm machines in car?? lol!

[Chibiimoon]

lol if they were more organized, things would be faster =D

[xgotzzricex]

Goodness.
This is soooooo stereotypical.

[KAITOU KID.]

LMAO HAHAHAHA

Truth.