[terrorist]

so what are some experiences that any guy said to you?
i used to be one of those guys who used to say weird stuff.

for example when i met my friend i was like "hey you got 6 earing holes* she said "okayyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
unnecessary, odd and weird.


what about you?
how did you reply?

edit -
*rummages through memories*

so one time i was walking with couple of my friends outside of school and my friend who is a clown randomly goes up to this huge fat girl, like 400 pounds.
those types of girls who seem to have cake smudged all over her face from lunch.

he says that asian boy likes you!
ever since then....... she stared at me 24/7 at school.
it was scary.

edit2-
sigh. just recently i was taking pictures of a car (i'm into photography) and this gay guy kept shaking my hand.. i didn't know he was gay until he Facebooked me..
sigh.... i got gay germs all over me. from shaking my hand like 874598734 times.

[xTwilight]

I was at a gaming convention, and when I bumped into a girl, I offered her to play with my joystick.
I wonder how she felt.

[Carmen.]

I was at a gaming convention, and when I bumped into a girl, I offered her to play with my joystick.
I wonder how she felt.

hahahahaha.

Well, one time I was sitting across the table from this one guy I know,
and I was wearing all blue that day. (lol obviously this was from before I had a sense of style)

And he's like, "hey you're wearing a blue watch...and it matches your sweater...which matches your shirt."
and then he looks under the table and says, "which also matches your jeans."

And then I was just like "uh, okay."

It was beyond weird.

[vompy]

a guy asked me out in a cape and a mask.... and it wasn't halloween

[ameeii]

on the bus this one guy asked me if i ever matched my panties with my bra
just for fun i told him i wore neither most of the time : ) hahah his facial expression was priceless when i said that

[shufflez]

Lol some of these are hella funny

but uhh..
i was in the mall one time
and this guy comes up to me and asked me if i liked sex
i said "yeah, i guess its good exercise"
and he told me "i like you, you think outside the box..kind of like taco bell" LOL

[insa.flyaway]

^ lmao

this guy on the subway came up to me and kept on offering me doritos
and said "i just want everybody happy!"

some guy from my school was on the same bus as me
and asked me if he looked like he smoked weed and i was like...uh....idk

there were so many other instances but i don't really remember them now..

[cheerydumdum]

my friends were all shivering and i was warm and said so. then one of the guys put his hand on mine and said "oh! you are warm." D: i jumped and hid behind a friend...weird reaction.

OH WAIT. i thought of an awkwarder one! me and this guy were playing twenty questions and he asked "is your enchanted area a forest?" or something like that. super duperly awkward.

[moon17304]

ROFL
well i remember wen i was at training. i called a guy gay and he said 'yeah cos im gay with you'

=='

and another time.
after my martil-arts test, i went outside waiting to be picked up
and one of my fellow mate who i didnt know nothing abt, never talked, i practically didnt even know he exisited
anyways...
so he walked up to mi.. told mi to hold onto a bag with a bun in it
and he walked off... and he shouted over his shoulder
'u must be hungry from the test, eat up tank!'
=='
called mi tank!!!

[imtoghai]

Well, I haven't personally experienced it. But I witnessed it lol. And it's not actually a GUY, but a little BOY talking to his teacher o.o.

3rd Grade Boy - Ms. Knopf! I'm scheduled to meet you in 3 weeks!
Ms. Knopf - What for?
3rd Grade Boy - I'm gonna rape your grandmother!
*His mom is all talking to him*
3rd Grade Boy - *looks back* Sorry! Bye!
Ms. Knopf - Bye!

LOL it was weird.

Oh and during my Confirmation class we had to hold hands for prayer. So then this guy next to me is like, "Can you get HIV by holding hands?"

[xgotzzricex]

This past year, this creepy guy was following me out of school.

And it wasn't school time.

He came from nowhere...

[v_23]

he said "hey ma? what's cracking?"
i said "im not your mom"

and this other time while i was walking home from the parking lot, some dude yelled out of nowhere "hey asian girl you got some legs!' ... i could not spy the dude at all. he must be running away asap

[gingerpeach]

My friend and I were in an elevator @ a train station, along with this one stranger guy. He kept asking me if I was wearing perfume, and if so, what the name of it was-- but I couldn't hear him clearly, so I kept going, "What? Sorry?" And finally I heard it and I was like, "Yeah, it's called I Love Love." And he said, "Oh I love love too, let's DO it! Hahahha." And my friend and I were like.... O___O... dead scared, and we burst out the elevator right when the doors opened. LOL SO creepy, man..

Okay so this is with a guy friend of mine. I was visiting him at his school-- NO idea WHY, since I barely even talked to him before-- and he was trying to get a bunch of his other friends to go to the beach the next day. Then he asked me if I wanted to go along with them, and I really didn't want to (didn't feel like it), so I kept saying no. Then a bit later, he asked yet AGAIN, but that time around he HUGGED tightly me out of no where while asking. I was like '!!!' sooo incredibly awkward, since I didn't even know him well, PLUS that seemed like something he wouldn't usually do (out of character..). Gosh. *shivers*

[f0reveralways]

lol this is an interesting thread


in grade school, this one boy kept going around asking girls "have you ever farted?"


in junior high, it was halloween and my friend dressed up to school. we were walking home and this car drives by and the guy(s) yell(s) out "I'M HELLA RACIST!" we're like wtf? b/c my friend and i are asian.. and so were they.


more recently, my friends and i were talking about turn on's & whatnot and then my gal-friend goes to our guy friend, "guess what's a turn on for her? [referring to me] washing the dishes." and he's like "oh really? I wash the dishes [looks at me]" and then i'm just like "... um... okay" i don't know. it doesn't seem that weird now that i think about it, but it was just really awkward. like, 'what do you want me to say to that?' seriously. -__-

[o1babyxld]

once, i was talking to this guy on the phone, he's my friend, i kidna like him xD, and he thinks i like this sother guy, which i dont think i do anymore.
all of a sudden, he was like, yo, wanna make out? i'm like o__o ....no...
he's liek c'mon please, just once, lets make out, then i was jking and was like i donno...have u ever kissed someone before?
he's liek no, i want you to be my first, c'mon screw him , let's make out, im like o___o no!!
it was so weird, and ever since then, at random times he'd be like yo wanna make out

then another time, this other guy, i liekd him for a bit, was like what would u do if i did a lip kiss to you, i'm like O__O what the....... i'm like i donno. i was thinking, i donno, maybe hit u xD

[xgotzzricex]

lol this is an interesting thread


in grade school, this one boy kept going around asking girls "have you ever farted?"

Aww that's cute.

in junior high, it was halloween and my friend dressed up to school. we were walking home and this car drives by and the guy(s) yell(s) out "I'M HELLA RACIST!" we're like wtf? b/c my friend and i are asian.. and so were they.

That reminds me.
I was in an ASIAN buffet with all asians.
And this one ASIAN guy walks by saying, "Why are there so many asians in this buffet?"

[lolitagirl]

This thread is hilarious....

I think the weirdest comment I ever got from a guy was "You seem like the strong, silent type"
I was like..."ok...." don't you usually comment on guys like that =_____=;;

This weirdo kept on walking around, getting in their faces (I was hiding in a corner laughing...) and asking all the girls in our class what colour of bra they wore...totally invasion of personal space

[pinkpetals-]

LOL this one guy told me one day,
"you look smart, you should be a wizard."

[abercrombie_lover]

I was sitting on the bus one day..and this guy across from me..
was like touching an empty seat next to him and he goes..
"Hey (his eyes were like staring at me and kind of winking..eww) do you want to sit here?"
I was listening to my ipod..so had no clue what he was saying..
but I saw people next to me freaked out, when I got off the bus, this girl told me..Yea..weird.

[Island]

LOL this one guy told me one day,
"you look smart, you should be a wizard."

LOL

During high school a guy in my class said to me:
"You're so smart. You must live in a two storey house!"

I was like wtf? lol it was so weird. I replied to him and told him that I lived in cardboard box.