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Why A Blond Cant Do Jigsaw Puzzles ahahs..xD actually LOLed in RL..x] [A Jokeee]~

#1 User is offline   shadow131 

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:05 AM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde answers, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh, . . . . . . .

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

For ones who have no idea what CornFlakes is, it is a popular breakfast cereal originally manufactured by Kellogg's through the treatment of corn.


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Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:21 AM

Pfffttt =/ LOLs
cornflakes taste yucky...

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:30 AM

lol what u mean cornflakes are good!
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 02:39 AM

LOL ^ and ^^, why does the taste of cornflakes even matter right now?! hahahaha
the joke is good!
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:26 AM

LMFAO. i read the title wrong though ._.
i thought it said blonde cat ... i was like.. 8DDD a cat? -.-
she's not very smart XD
btw, i like cornflakes ... with sugar (;
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:32 AM

I love Frosted Flakes :'D Yumm
I remember reading this before, still funny xD

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:55 AM

omg I love frosted flakes XD!!

Wow hahahaha this joke is so funny LOL

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:23 AM

LMFAO.
I like sugared corn flakes with milk.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:45 AM

LMFAO!!ahaahahaha that's so funny!!

she's so stupid!!i love blonde jokes. no offense to any blondes out there.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:56 AM

I don't like cornflakes.... But poor girl... Luckily her bf was there lmao!
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 12:11 PM

LOL dumb blondes x)
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 05:33 PM

i LOLed too xD
corn flakes are so yummyyy

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 06:11 PM

hahaha!! You can never solve this puzzle
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 08:34 PM

LOL. THATS FUNNY. HAHAH. A rooster XD
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 10:35 PM

HAHA LOL! yeah that was a good one!
LOLOL rooster.
cornflakes are okay lol

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:56 AM

lol that was classic tongue.gif
ahahaha
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:59 AM

Haha, I lol'd in real life too
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:01 AM

hahahahha!
lol!
sad..
i love blonde jokes..lmao.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:07 AM

ahahahaha xD
she mistaken the cereal for a jigsaw
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:09 AM

hahahahahahhaha
guess corn flakes can look like puzzle pieces
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