Racism In Crashing Airplanes
#1
Posted 16 July 2008 - 06:27 PM
I checked the humor board rules, and I think these are okay, like "88 ways to know you're Chinese" thing which was put up as an example in the rule. If inappropriate, mods can close.
1. There were an American, a Korean, and a Japanese in a plane. The pilot said the plane is about to crash, so they must throw out all the unnecessary things so the plane can get lighter and have more time to land safely. Even after getting rid of all their belongings, there was too much weight. The pilot said only two people can remain on the plane, or else the plane will crash and everyone will die. The pilot must stay, so two others must jump off the plane.
The American shouted, "For the liberty and freedom of my country!" and jumped off the plane.
The Korean, after watching the American, shouted, "For the liberty and freedom of my country!" and pushed the Japanese off the plane.
(You have to know the basic history of korea/japan to understand this one)
2. There were a Chinese, a Mexican, and an American in a plane. The pilot said the plane is about to crash, so they must throw out all the unnecessary things so the plane can get lighter and have more time to land safely.
The Chinese said, "I have enough of this from where I come," and threw out all the noodles.
The Mexican said, "I have enough of this from where I come," and threw out all the tacos.
Then the American said, "I have enough of this from where I come," and threw the Mexican off the plane.
1. There were an American, a Korean, and a Japanese in a plane. The pilot said the plane is about to crash, so they must throw out all the unnecessary things so the plane can get lighter and have more time to land safely. Even after getting rid of all their belongings, there was too much weight. The pilot said only two people can remain on the plane, or else the plane will crash and everyone will die. The pilot must stay, so two others must jump off the plane.
The American shouted, "For the liberty and freedom of my country!" and jumped off the plane.
The Korean, after watching the American, shouted, "For the liberty and freedom of my country!" and pushed the Japanese off the plane.
(You have to know the basic history of korea/japan to understand this one)
2. There were a Chinese, a Mexican, and an American in a plane. The pilot said the plane is about to crash, so they must throw out all the unnecessary things so the plane can get lighter and have more time to land safely.
The Chinese said, "I have enough of this from where I come," and threw out all the noodles.
The Mexican said, "I have enough of this from where I come," and threw out all the tacos.
Then the American said, "I have enough of this from where I come," and threw the Mexican off the plane.
#11
Posted 16 July 2008 - 09:29 PM
haha i don't think it's thaaaat mean x: pretty funny XD

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#13
Posted 17 July 2008 - 02:09 AM
hmmmm.. iono it seems ive heard these jokes over and over
and its not funny anymore
and its not funny anymore
#14
Posted 17 July 2008 - 02:24 AM
Hmmmmm.
You can kill me... but I didn't find either joke funny :/
Racism doesn't make me laugh ~~
You can kill me... but I didn't find either joke funny :/
Racism doesn't make me laugh ~~
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#16
Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:07 AM
HA
I knew the American would threw the Mexican off the plain
Plus it wasn't THAT mean
I knew the American would threw the Mexican off the plain
Plus it wasn't THAT mean
#17
Posted 17 July 2008 - 06:56 AM
hahahahahahaha that was funny!
you know the funniest jokes are usually the racist ones lol
you know the funniest jokes are usually the racist ones lol

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