I Know My Abc's do you know ur abc's?
#1
Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:36 PM
okayy so a friend of mine told me this joke a while ago at camp and i just remembered it last night..i thought it was funny but it was in a cute sorta way so if this didnt make you go LOL or w/e plz dont bash
one day there was a little boy who was starting the first day of kindergarten and the teacher tells the class to go home and learn their ABC's. so he goes home and while his mom is talking on the phone he asks her "can you teach me the alphabet?" and she goes "shut up" so then he goes to his dad who is watching a football game and asks the same question. the dad goes "yes yes yes!"(cuz his team just scored) then he goes to his brother who's watching TV in his room and the brother goes "nanananana BATMAN!" then he goes to his mentally ill grandma who's in the bathroom and she's singing "IN THE TOILET! IN THE TOILET!!"
the next day at school his teacher asks him to sing her the ABC's and he goes "shut up!" the teacher, shocked, says "excuse me, do you want to go to the principal?" and he goes "yes yes yes!". so in the principal's office the princinpal asks "just who do you think you are?" and he goes "nanananana BATMAN!". so the principal says "i need to send you home. where do you live?" "IN THE TOILET! IN THE TOILET!"
hope that made you laugh:]
one day there was a little boy who was starting the first day of kindergarten and the teacher tells the class to go home and learn their ABC's. so he goes home and while his mom is talking on the phone he asks her "can you teach me the alphabet?" and she goes "shut up" so then he goes to his dad who is watching a football game and asks the same question. the dad goes "yes yes yes!"(cuz his team just scored) then he goes to his brother who's watching TV in his room and the brother goes "nanananana BATMAN!" then he goes to his mentally ill grandma who's in the bathroom and she's singing "IN THE TOILET! IN THE TOILET!!"
the next day at school his teacher asks him to sing her the ABC's and he goes "shut up!" the teacher, shocked, says "excuse me, do you want to go to the principal?" and he goes "yes yes yes!". so in the principal's office the princinpal asks "just who do you think you are?" and he goes "nanananana BATMAN!". so the principal says "i need to send you home. where do you live?" "IN THE TOILET! IN THE TOILET!"
hope that made you laugh:]
#2
Posted 17 July 2008 - 04:57 PM
aww lol that made my day =]
thats cute
thats cute
#3
Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:13 PM
haha omg i heard this when i was in like grade 2 xD
it's cute ~ XD
it's cute ~ XD

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#5
Posted 17 July 2008 - 06:08 PM
hahah..it made me chuckle..but i think i've heard this before..

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#6
Posted 17 July 2008 - 06:31 PM
there's like, a chinese version of this joke xD
so cute
so cute
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#9
Posted 17 July 2008 - 07:27 PM
Haha I remember this joke. Its still funny to hear it again =] cute.
#10
Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:50 PM
Lol. That's so funny.
Poor kid. Haha. He's probably still clueless.
Poor kid. Haha. He's probably still clueless.
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#12
Posted 17 July 2008 - 11:56 PM
lol this is cute and funny. poor child, he probably doesn't know what mess he got himself into
#15
Posted 18 July 2008 - 07:46 AM
aw..poor lil kid..
i heard of this joke before..but is in chinese ver. ^^
Thanks for sharing.
i heard of this joke before..but is in chinese ver. ^^
Thanks for sharing.
#16
Posted 21 July 2008 - 03:09 PM
lol! that's so cute!!
haha!!
poor kid though. if he was in the principal's office, he could have answered those questions properly.
i mean, the principal didn't need to hear him recite the alphabet.
but still.that was funny
haha!!
poor kid though. if he was in the principal's office, he could have answered those questions properly.
i mean, the principal didn't need to hear him recite the alphabet.
but still.that was funny
#18
Posted 21 July 2008 - 03:30 PM
awwww poor kid =[. lol reminds me of that one other joke LOL







































