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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from

Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,

Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and

Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,

NFL 3.0 and

Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0

no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,


Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:

ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7. 0 or Beer 6.1. Please note Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,

DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the

Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,

Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Cooking 3.0

HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

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got it from an email

[gayness]

Awww! This is cute! hAHAHA!

[jaxjay]

haha that's pretty funny lol

[OBSCURITY xxx]

hahahha! very very clever!

[joojooxlie]

LMFAOOO! How cute.. XD! That's soo true d;

[--CHILD-NI]

LOL, that's so creative!! : )

[hi-end87]

ahah thats funny
there should be one for girlfriend and wife LOL

[aznshorty]

hahaha that's funny and clever!!

haha it's so indirect[well, they list it, but i mean when you get the idea behind it], but once you figure it out, you can't help but laugh^^

[understanding_fiction]

Lol :3 that's pretty cute - I wish I got things like that in my mail instead of the stupid "You've won the lottery" spam mail

[Yunho<3]

LMAO so clever.

[kiriezz]

That's funny! I was smiling all the way..keke
How true it is tho x]

[joychin89]

LOL! "Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an operating system" .haha

[~azn_pwincess~]

HAHAHHAHAHAH soooooooooooooo kute

[belle_kd1413]

Funny but..
i think this has already been posted?
whatever.

STILL FUNNY.

[eliman]

hahahaha that was quite funny esp the mother in law one xD

[jho]

I found this kinda cute

[swt_korean]

wow this is such a good joke and good way to show the "truth".
i laughed at first i was like wdf and then the "programs" were so entertaining. especially the mother-in-law lol. that program sounded so horrible.

[pandie]

LOL! i love how they put it in computer terms.
really cute

[taebins_luver]

LMAO

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
haha, made my day ^__^

[blueserin]

HAHA, talking it tech terms, super cute uh!