Man: "But i bought these cigars from your store."
Salegirl:"We also sell condoms, but it doesn't mean you can john tesh here
"DEATH of MR.BEAN'S MOTHER
Mr Bean: (crying)" the doctor just called up, my mom's dead."
Friend: "condolence, my friend."
(after 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: "What now, Mr. Bean?"
Mr Bean: "My sister just called. Her mom died too."
Priest to a Nun: "come here for a sec."
Nun: "okay, father."
Priest: "close the door."
Nun: "Oh no don't, Father!"
Priest: "turn the lights off!"
Nun: "Oh Lord, help me! Don't Father!"
Priest: "look at my rosary, iz glow in the dark!"
things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
-Where are the new pair of scissors?These are rusty!
-I told you to give him 5 mL , not 10!, will he survive?
-We don't have anesthesia anymore...
-FIRE!!FIRE!!EVERYONE OUT OF DA BUILDING!!
they're not that funny, just wanted to post up some jokes.
^ AWWWWW XD
I especially liked the 12th pic on the first post. The jokes were kind of funny too.
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