[IvyP]

Lawyers should never ask a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know
you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've
been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're
a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet
voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to
the electric chair.'

[j3n1f3r]

lol hehehehehe *must take up character space type type type.........)

[inn0c3nt_ang3l]

ahahaha...
oh man...
even tho i heard this before it is still funny..
the laywers are quite...uhm..unprepared for anything..ahahhaha
the judge is smart..hahah
i love the grandmother answers

[~azn_pwincess~]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that was awesome xD

[EHNerJI]

haha wow. she definitely knows them X:
funny ~ ^^

[Essential]

HAHAHAHA!
What an amazing grandma. Lol.
The judge would've been owned. xD

[kissthefrog]

Lol, I almost fall down in my chair reading this. XD

[rufflezz]

LMFAOLMFAO. I can't believe it. Grandma knows everything! ^^;

[brokenTURTLE]

lmao! i've heard this one before.
smart grandmom. she knows everything!
the lawyers weren't expecting that answer
and the judge! lol.

[CHING.]

LMFAO. the grandma LOOOL. i wonder what she would`ve said about the judge xD

[Yunho<3]

Damn,grandma is amazing.She know everybody.
I bet the judge do alot of bad stuff.

[strawberry_hit]

lol...i was hoping to hear what she say to the judge..but oh well..he's the judge can't get there if he was good..lols....is that even legal....

[lovejyk]

Ahahaa, I lived in the same place for like the past 10 years and its horrible because all the adults remember all the ridiculous things I've done when I was younger.

[_dovely]

LOL
Grandma, she's amazing ~
the judge. lol. i wonder what she would have said to the judge

[onetwothuy]

LOL.
I wanted to hear what she had to say about the judge.

[Hershey Kisses]

oh my gosh! i wonder what the judge did! haha that was funny! and she is so honest!

[*Gonie]

LOL!!! omg... i got a good laugh from that... she's very outspoken and gosh what an embarassment to the lawyers...

*Gonie

[igli]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
that's was good XD

[lilmzwhoa]

hahahaha, SCREWED!!

[enjsprite]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the last line killed me!!!
the judge must have done something worst than them!!!!
omG so freaking funny!!!
"to electric chair"
hella funny