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#1 User is offline   kpop_yo 

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:52 PM

some of these short poems are dirty, but take it easy!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I was born beautiful
What the hell happened to you!

Roses with ribbon
Violets with lace
It's hard to breathe
With a pillow on your face!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smell really good
You, like the mini cooper on my shoe!

Roses are red
Violets are black
Go to Hell
And, Don't come back!

Roses are red
Apples are sour
Open your legs
I'll show you my power!

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
Give me an hour!

Roses are red
Sometimes thorny.
When I see you
I'm horny!

Roses are red
Violets are black.
You'd look better
With a knife in your back!

Roses are red
Grass is green.
I like your legs
And what's inbetween!

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Toilet paper's white
But not when you're through!

Roses are red
Tires are Black.
Why is your Chest
As flat as your Back?

Roses are red
Violets are black
My Richard would look better
If it was in your crack!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got five fingers
And this ones for you!

Roses are Red
Ready for plucking
She's sixteen
Ready for...High School!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Aids is contagious,
So watch who you screw!

Roses are Red
So lay on the Grass
Cause I'm in the mood
For a piece of that ass!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
A pinkberry like yo mama
Belongs in the zoo!!

Roses are Red
Violets are Not
When you came out
You should have been shot

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And so are You...

But the Roses are Wilting
The Violets are Dead
The Sugarbowl's Empty
And so is your Head.
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 03:47 PM

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I was born beautiful
What the hell happened to you!

Roses are red
Violets are black
Go to Hell
And, Don't come back!


Haha, most of these are pretty entertaining but I like this two quote the best. smile.gif

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 05:10 PM


LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO! those are really funny (:
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Aids is contagious,
So watch who you screw!

hahaha . i like that one . x] ROFL. xD
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:40 PM

haha those were so random xD
some = bad pickup lines XD
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 06:44 PM

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Aids is contagious,
So watch who you screw!


Favorite. Some of these were pretty nasty though. ):

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 09:22 PM

QUOTE (kpop_yo @ Jul 30 2008, 06:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And so are You...

But the Roses are Wilting
The Violets are Dead
The Sugarbowl's Empty
And so is your Head.


I liked this! A poem at its best! Lol~
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 01:31 AM

the 1st one was the funniest..the other ones were...yeah..juz wrong

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 05:11 AM

hahaha i like the 1st one xD
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:57 AM

I love the first one XD. The rest are pretty dirty jokes


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 10:06 AM

woahs....wen the the sweet poem roses are red turn into something so perverted?

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 12:09 PM

Roses are Red
Violets are Not
When you came out
You should have been shot

^This one's my favorite XD
I just need an opportunity to use it
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 01:02 PM

lol these are pretty awesome

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Roses are red
Sometimes thorny.
When I see you
I'm horny!

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 01:13 PM

ROFL! wow some of those were so mean and disgusting!
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 01:33 PM

LOL. omg some of them were a little. >_>
But other than that they were pretty funny. hahaha
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:24 PM

HAHAHA. An innocent little poem turned dirty and mean--and still so funny.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:27 PM

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:19 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Toilet paper's white
But not when you're through!


that's the best one. smile.gif
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