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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench There was American Pie now Asian Pie?

#1 User is offline   yuiyean 

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 08:52 AM

This cracked me up real good.

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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.




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Another reason he HAVE to remain single.
The irony? The small holes fitted his di.ck nicely.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 09:01 AM

LOOL i laughed but but judging the 2nd picture, it makes me wonder what makes it hard for him to get laid with a woman.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 09:03 AM

Second that but life is a wonder.
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Post icon  Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:25 PM

The second picture was great. ph34r.gif

Atleast he had his phone on him!! biggrin.gif

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:28 PM

L-M-F-A-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAT A LOSERRRRRRRR!! he could just pay for a woman
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 12:43 PM

LMAO.
Must've been embaressing for him to explain to the police on the phone haha~
The park must've been SUPER deserted!
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 02:25 PM

LMFAO!! EMBARASSING!! lol, wat a weirdooo ^^
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 04:40 PM

weird ppl nowadays!
LOL @ poster's comments
itd be so awkward for strangers to just find him laying there exposed, yuck.


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Posted 10 August 2008 - 04:43 PM

um.wow
lmao.
Those holes are pretty small.
doode needs help.
or a prostitute.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:36 PM

HAHA, I know what happened, he fit his penis in then got a boner which made him stuck. THE MAN IS A GENIUS!!
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:45 PM

Oh man..>.<" That must've been embarassing as heck... O.O

I wonder if everything if functioning alright...

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:50 PM

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA.
WTF?!
that's so embarressing for him ahahha.



and DAMMMN. his dcck must be HELLLAA small to fit in that teeny little hole ohmy.gif
ahahahahhaha.
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:54 PM

OH MY GODSH he's gross and stupid .. lord.....
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 06:29 PM

lol what a loser.
that's so embarrassing!
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 06:46 PM

that is embarassing. and those are some small holes O_o
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 07:14 PM

LOL. Omg~ Ewwww. ><"
That's really disgusting; hope they burn the bench or something.... ph34r.gif
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 07:35 PM

Ahaha! This is just crazy!
I can't help but laugh!
Poor Guy... I don't know if I should feel bad for him or not?
Poor BENCH THOUGH =( Ahaha!
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 08:58 PM

thats.. interesting LOL
i didnt think it was real then i was like WTF PICTURES LOl
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Posted 10 August 2008 - 09:01 PM

LMAO...how desperate xDDDDD
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Posted 11 August 2008 - 12:15 AM

ahaha my father showed that to me when he was reading the newspaper a few days ago
but like the holes are pretty small .. he must have a small *ahem

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