[suki_*]

haha so i got this book from a friend as a joke for me they bought it from urban outfitters and knew i was going to LOL and i did! here are a few pics that i found online and yes it's sexist but it's for humor purposes and it's not your average porn... it's better!











Other dream phrases from the book:

“Babe, don’t make weekend plans. I booked a romantic getaway.”

“Let me take care of the bills. I will call all your creditors and lower your interest rate. No one as fabulous as you should be subjected to automated telephone calls. And your wit and wisdom should not be wasted on call center flunkies…”

"Listen, babe, our plane takes off pretty early tomorrow. Why don’t you climb into bed and get a good night’s sleep, and I’ll stay up and pack for us and the kids."

“I’m going to scrape the ice off the windows and warm up the car for you dear. So, you can get to work on time.” *sees hunk in scarves heading out the door in the early morning cold.*

[epark1281]

“Babe, don’t make weekend plans. I booked a romantic getaway.”

“Let me take care of the bills. I will call all your creditors and lower your interest rate. No one as fabulous as you should be subjected to automated telephone calls. And your wit and wisdom should not be wasted on call center flunkies…”

"Listen, babe, our plane takes off pretty early tomorrow. Why don’t you climb into bed and get a good night’s sleep, and I’ll stay up and pack for us and the kids."

“I’m going to scrape the ice off the windows and warm up the car for you dear. So, you can get to work on time.” *sees hunk in scarves heading out the door in the early morning cold.*

While I'm not good at making plans and finances, I do scrape the car for my wife. She'd probably never make it to work if i didn't.

[MizzprEEETy]

^AWW you're so sweet!

HAHA. Those face expression are pretty funny

[kiwihime]

"Listen, babe, our plane takes off pretty early tomorrow. Why don’t you climb into bed and get a good night’s sleep, and I’ll stay up and pack for us and the kids."

wow that's sexy

[vip_gd]

a half naked guy vacuuming the house is so damn sexy lolz

[suki_*]

While I'm not good at making plans and finances, I do scrape the car for my wife. She'd probably never make it to work if i didn't.

that is very sweet of you!

^AWW you're so sweet!

HAHA. Those face expression are pretty funny

lol! yes! i think the models are trying not to laugh at the same time they were taking these photos too haha

[mango-iee]

"Listen, babe, our plane takes off pretty early tomorrow. Why don’t you climb into bed and get a good night’s sleep, and I’ll stay up and pack for us and the kids."

Awe, that is so smexy && sweet. <3

“I’m going to scrape the ice off the windows and warm up the car for you dear. So, you can get to work on time.” *sees hunk in scarves heading out the door in the early morning cold.*

Awe! Make sure he's shirtless while scraping the ice off the window of my car. No matter how cold it is, your body makes it melt.

[saranghaese7en]

hahah that's funny
the models are sweet =]. i think i'm gonna look for that book now haha

[understanding_fiction]

;D ME WANT!

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[MOOVERDOSE]

HAHHAHA I remember seeing this at UO!! <3

[Wtf.Ciindy]

i saw this at a book store...lol xD
me and my friends were like "wtf?" haha we were too scared to know what was inside LOL well...now i know : P
there's also one thats called "Porn for New Moms" haha

[charzzy]

The first model's bod is hot

[~azn_pwincess~]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome i want more PRON! XD

[suki_*]

HAHHAHA I remember seeing this at UO!! <3

yes! that's one of my new fav stores they have all these neat things! clothes aren't my style though but everything else is cool i need to get a lomo camera from there too!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats awesome i want more PRON! XD

haha i would scan some more but i think that would some kind of copyright infringement

[gurl4got10]

LOL @ 3rd image. His expression is something I don't see a lot. XD

[BlissfulSimplicity]

Soo sexy!
Ahaha! Goshers
"So interesting tell me more!"

[&cinderella]

i saw this at borders! it was so funny (:

[Harbl]

That last pic could totally pass as some sort of strange male porn.

[Milkielillipop]

Omg How i ''WISH'' o have a boyfriend like that!
Lolz`
but then some how i bet 5/10 of guys know girls like this
just that 3/5 of the guys are too lazy to do it. wich makes
these kind of guys are hard to find~ sigh~
lolz` =)

[Kpianist]

yummy!!! i so need a husband like that!