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#1 User is offline   jcxd 

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 12:20 PM

` There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
` He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
` Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
` Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
` A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
` Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
` A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
` It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
` He said I was average - but he was just being mean.
` I get my large circumference from too much pi. (lulz)
` To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence. (XD)

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` A man sent a list of puns to his friends hoping that at least 10 would make them laugh ... no pun in ten did.
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 01:02 PM

lol, these are cuuuuute! lol, the first one made me giggle...

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 01:35 PM

These are funny and smart. I love all of them wink.gif
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 01:58 PM

These are kind of cute!
I like the short girl one biggrin.gif

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 02:29 PM

QUOTE (bluenette @ Aug 13 2008, 04:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
These are funny and smart. I love all of them wink.gif

I love the "keep off the grass" classic!!
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:41 PM

HAHA witty humor
They made me smile when I read it
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:50 PM

lol...cute...it took me a while to get the average one...then i thought of math, and i got it...lol
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Posted 13 August 2008 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE (jcxd @ Aug 13 2008, 04:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
` A man sent a list of puns to his friends hoping that at least 10 would make them laugh ... no pun in ten did.


AHAHAHHA. That one seriously made me laugh.. but oh my gosh. these all made me groan because they were so corny. but I liked them still!
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